Andy Rooney's Thoughts on Life

[lagerhead 0]

I've learned....
that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've Learned....
that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of a elderly person.

I've learned....
that when you are in love it shows.

I've learned....
that just one person saying to me,
"You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned....
that having a child fall asleep in your arms
is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned....
that being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned....
that you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned....
that I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned....
that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.


How true this is. Happy Thanksgiving.

[QuickDraw 0]

Deep,

all that's missing off there is free beer.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[outofit 0]

i wonder if he has rethought that thought he made about women sportscasters?

It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool!