ScottishJohn 25 #51 February 26, 2002 You mean you're not drunk even if your hair is wet from tossin' your cookies in the toilet....aka throne huggin...I don't have enough hair for that anymore , although it's been quite a while since i've tried to "talk to god on the big white phone" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #52 February 26, 2002 Quote"talk to god on the big white phone"Ah, thanks for the reminder. I was riding the porcelain Honda only a few weeks ago, which leads me to a major life lesson that I seem to forget once in awhile.... Tequila bad. pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #53 February 26, 2002 If you pick it, it will never healDon't answer the phone when ironing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #54 February 26, 2002 Tequila is bad.Many years ago my dad warned me that joining the regular army would turn me into a drunk. It took me 12 years to realize that he spoke the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #55 February 26, 2002 If all else fails, kickem in the ding ding...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OATSF14 0 #56 February 26, 2002 No matter how bad life sucks at the moment, I at least live in a country where the opportunity to make it better exists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #57 February 26, 2002 Amen to that!It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #58 February 26, 2002 Some people....Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance.They awaken us to new undertanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.Some people make the sky a more beautiful place to gaze upon.They stay in our lives for awhile, leave foot prints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same...."unknown"Its amazing how you don't realize things for what they are while they're right in front of you...only now can i look back and think of the tinest act or person who has left left a footprint in my heart and a imprint in my soul... MOTHER NATURE HAS LOST HER MIND...it is SNOWING!!....Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #59 February 26, 2002 Yep, they come for a reason, a season or a lifetime.......It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #60 February 27, 2002 Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year-old daughter on your lapSpeed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #61 February 27, 2002 QuoteYep, they come for a reason, a season or a lifetime.......Is that Jimmy Buffett?Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #62 February 27, 2002 Nope...benevolentdoc.........:P~~~~~~~It only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #63 February 27, 2002 QuoteTequila bad.Not all tequila bad.Bad tequila es muy bad. Get some good anejo (Herradura, El Tesoro, etc.) and it's a pretty decent next morning. Of course, ya gotta pay $30-$50 a bottle for the good stuff, but it's well worth it."Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #64 February 27, 2002 QuoteNot all tequila badSi Senor.... The only time I will have a hangover is if I drink the cheap crap (read Cuervo 1800 ) although I do prefer the Blanco's .Patron y Herradura es moy bueno.Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #65 February 27, 2002 Zen, spoken like a true texan...marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #66 February 27, 2002 QuoteZen, spoken like a true texan...Heh, I even went to the rodeo last night. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #67 February 27, 2002 I love the rodeo....problem is not to many women I know do...marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #68 February 27, 2002 QuoteI love the rodeo....problem is not to many women I know do...The you're going to the wrong rodeos! Of course the Houston rodeo is the biggest in the world. Goes on for a whole month. I've never seen so many women in tight jeans in one place in my entire life.I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud..."Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #69 February 27, 2002 Spud was the name of my first horse.......marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #70 February 27, 2002 My last tequila experience was with Patron. Good shit, but MAN was I fucked up... ask anybody who saw me, heard me, I called on the cell phone without knowing that I was calling them etc.... Hangover wasn't too bad, I managed to jump the next afternoon, but MAN was I fucked up!!! I say tequila bad cuz I'm not sure I like being that fucked up. pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #71 February 27, 2002 last time on tequila quincy 2001 rodreguiez brothers tentshots plus margeritas(made from a gas powered blender)got wasted didnt wake up till 11 am the next morning!!!!!started jumping around 1 pmthis space for rent........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #72 February 27, 2002 the shitty thing about tequila is that you can have 4 shots within 15 min and think your the F$cking shit!!!! then 20min later your passed out for the rest of the night, miss the big Prime Rib dinner you been excited about all day and the party that followed after!!!!ths sad part is your ready to do it all over again the next night!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #73 February 27, 2002 aint alcohol grand!!!!!!!!beer the universel bribethis space for rent........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #74 February 27, 2002 Quotebeer the universel bribe"Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1857!""Wait...are you selling Penis Mighters?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #75 February 27, 2002 Ya gotta love that tequlla.....marcBSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
