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this is what happens when you have a hard opening !Warning Very Graphic !!!

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Ya know, when I had a pool installed in my backyard, the contractor made a point of telling me that people shouldn't put their parts in the vacuum return for the filter. I'm thinking, wha...?

Skymedic, I would love to have heard the dispatch to that call!

"Rampart 51, 210 Main street, two-one-oh Main street ...." Skymedic says "Did dispatch say 'stolen Volvo?" Driver says "No, dude, that was something about 'swollen vulva'"

"Oh, that explains why the ladder truck is following us to a para call" :)

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I checked out this post..then after I finished it
I checked your profile...............
Now I understand your nick name....;)
When you failed to include the attachment in your first post.........shouldn't that have been a HINT to you??????[:/]:|[:/].....
(please) do not do anything
like THAT again.:S thanx......One of the things about free speech,,, should be......
"Remember,,,,,,not everyone wants to hear you"...
True enough though,,I'll give ya' this..., ya' did WARN us.;)....so I figured we'd see a poor fellow jumper... with some big time black and blue bruises..so I opened the attachment.:|.....I was wrong,,, wasn't the first time..... won't be the last....

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Yikes...:o

Ok now what really caused that...

..hold on. I am not sure I really want to know.

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[Caveman voice] UGGHHH, Fisting BAAAADDD!!![/Caveman voice]


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Anybody ever see that movie "Little Shop of Horrors"??



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Well, I'd say she just HAS a Harsh OPENING:o but,
she's really just a good "Sorority sister" who worked alot to get through "pledge week":)

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My apologies to all. Although, that was quite a temptation i lured you all into. Pretty clever, eh?



Hey, asshole- quite a temptation? pretty clever??

What is best thing that can happen to some poor mother fuk like you demanding attention....???
Don't feed the troll- yet so many do....why???

...so you lured me into it, I must admit you do have one milligram of intelligence. Hope your dick inflames just as much you sick fuk.

Smiles;)
eustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being.

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My apologies to all. Although, that was quite a temptation i lured you all into. Pretty clever, eh?



Hey, asshole- quite a temptation? pretty clever??

What is best thing that can happen to some poor mother fuk like you demanding attention....???
Don't feed the troll- yet so many do....why???

...so you lured me into it, I must admit you do have one milligram of intelligence. Hope your dick inflames just as much you sick fuk.

Smiles;)


Someone needs to head to an anger management class.

~Chachi

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so you lured me into it, I must admit you do have one milligram of intelligence. Hope your dick inflames just as much you sick fuk



wow talk about hostility...is there something you are defencive about that we need to talk about?:o


hostility? absolutely nil

defensive? (I do know how to spell)..please give me a clue to what anyone would feel defensive about mother hen?

...."we" need to talk about ??
ahhhh- I take great pleasure in expressing how I feel, how about you?

Smiles;)
eustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being.

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My apologies to all. Although, that was quite a temptation i lured you all into. Pretty clever, eh?



Hey, asshole- quite a temptation? pretty clever??

What is best thing that can happen to some poor mother fuk like you demanding attention....???
Don't feed the troll- yet so many do....why???

...so you lured me into it, I must admit you do have one milligram of intelligence. Hope your dick inflames just as much you sick fuk.

Smiles;)


Someone needs to head to an anger management class.

~Chachi


anger management class?..
o.k.- as soon as there are signs I cannot handle my anger!!

Smiles;)
eustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being.

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