FliegendeWolf 0 #1 December 3, 2002 Sung to the tune of: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq. If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. If the smoking gun ain't smokin' We don't care, and we're not jokin'. That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq. Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections; Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq. While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. If the ozone hole is growing, Some things we prefer not knowing. (Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb Iraq. So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq. Saying no would look like treason. It's the Hussein hunting season. Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 December 3, 2002 That was fucken funny. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #3 December 3, 2002 ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 December 3, 2002 so is there some kinda war thing going on?I havent noticed. LOL (being the typical if it aint here I dont wanna know person) My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 3, 2002 Next time you are in a dirt dive... You are all holding hands and turning pieces... Start humming "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" For some reason, it really seems appropriate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #7 December 3, 2002 hmmm what would the iraqi skydivers say... "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 December 3, 2002 I'm singing along, but I'm not sure I'm happily singing along... A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #9 December 3, 2002 Too funny. Way too funny. I hope it isn't copyrighted, because I sure forwarded it to a lot of relatives Wendy W. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites