Pammi 0 #1 December 5, 2002 This was pretty hilarious. Totally work safe. Pam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #2 December 5, 2002 LOL Too bad she had to take it down. That's great!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #3 December 5, 2002 My sister is really going to appreciate this picture! She puts up a lot of lights and since she lives on a rather steep hill with a high roof, I'm sure this has crossed her mind! She really goes wild in putting up lights for Christmas. J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 December 5, 2002 That's awesome! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 December 5, 2002 thats awesome, check this one out My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #6 December 5, 2002 have some more ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 December 5, 2002 Santa S&M too funny!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #8 December 5, 2002 i wonder if her last name is griswold? It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #9 December 5, 2002 Christmas Cake Recipe Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup ... just in case Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick thecat. CHERRY MISTMAS! Con 1079 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 December 5, 2002 Pammi! I have been at Raeford for 3 weeks now and I still have not met you and Merrik. Are you all going to come out and party with the Monkeys again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 December 5, 2002 Here's a heartwarming little Christmas Story: The little Angel on top of the Christmas tree One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
