skycop 0 #1 December 5, 2002 Everyone is posting messages on here because it's to friggin' cold, snowy, and windy to jump!! And one other thing, stop bitchin' about speeding tickets!!! I'm starting to get a complex!!! P.S. I haven't run ANY radar in my 15 years, so pleeease don't flame me! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #2 December 5, 2002 in my 9 years i have written a shitload of speeding tickets and i can officially say this is one cop who is burnt out on it. i detest the damn things for various reasons. It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #3 December 5, 2002 Sorry guys - ...... While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the speed limit) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #4 December 5, 2002 oops, I'm hearing an echo .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 December 5, 2002 I posted it first. It's mine !! ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unutsch 0 #6 December 5, 2002 i have my driving license now for 3 years, and was pulled over by a cop only once. and all of my luck was spent on that occasion: i was 40 km/h over the limit, i had 1g of the green in my pocket, my left rear light wasn't working (it still isn't ), but the cop didn't have the radar, he was only doing alcotests!!! I could see his anger: he saw that i was driving to fast, he even jumped away from my car as i braked very hard - my front wheels blocked as i came down from the road on the grabble - but couldn't do a shit!!! as he sad: ok, you can leave now, i just smiled and thought: IN YOUR FACE!!!! Check out the site of the Fallen Angels FreeflY Organisation: http://www.padliangeli.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 December 5, 2002 It's definitely is winter here. It's snowing and we're supposed to get about 10 inches!(of snow) Knock on wood I've only gotten one ticket since I've been driving. 20 miles over the speed limit.I didn't think the car I was driving then could go that fast.I must say that the cop that gave me the ticket was very nice. I was so nervous I actually thanked him for it!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 December 5, 2002 all you ex and current cops (including my father) are going to have to repent by breaking the speed limit in an extreme manner...any speeds under 120 will not be tolerated... GET OUT AND SKYDIVE!! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 December 5, 2002 Quotein my 9 years i have written a shitload of speeding tickets and i can officially say this is one cop who is burnt out on it. i detest the damn things for various reasons. AAA has a list of speed traps. They list Perry, Florida because the speed limit drops from 55 to 25 real quick. Small towns use it as "revenue" enhancement. Large cities have parking meters and bust everyone on parking tickets. Even with parking garages, they are still a source of revenue. Interstates were built for 70 mph traffic by design. I have heard police officers say that they resent doing radar. They want to be pro-active and do the job they were trained to do and then they are reduced to being the equivalent of meter maids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #10 December 5, 2002 Tell me about it it's supposed to be in the mid 60's this weekend it's gonna be cold up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #11 December 5, 2002 I wish I could do a little 120mph speed breakin' but, we just got 6 inches of snow. And here everything stops, schools close, mass hysteria!!!! It's the WHITE DEATH!!! We're all gonna die!!! And when I go to work, everyone driving runs into each other. Last night a bus took out a electric pole, and the snow had just started. In this part of the country a little snow causes a mass head-rectal inversion! Kinda like the joke made earlier in this thread! Winter Sucks! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 December 5, 2002 Well I LIKE winter!! I come from Boston originally. I wanna see four distinct seasons per year. Last year we had the most wimpy-assed winter imaginable & I didn't feel "complete" all year. But I know what you're talkingabout. Lotta people down here in Maryland don't know how to drive in winter weather. WTF is up with this 4 mph crawl up a hill in the snow? Get a f&*king clue! You are more likely to skid/sway/go backwards if you don't have forward momentum!! And then you have the other idiots that still tailgate everyone even when the roads are as slick as a trout's snatch. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #13 December 5, 2002 Wah! Wah!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #14 December 5, 2002 You sure you're not in NC Skycop? I've never seen so much panic over winter weather! It's kinda funny :) And hey, I get to stay home from work today. Woohoo! Pam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #15 December 5, 2002 Um....its sunny, blue skies, probably about 70 degrees here and it'll warm up before noon....It did get cold here last night, like 60s I think, I was chilly. Love, Jess in Hawaii I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since I was 18. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #16 December 5, 2002 Current cop, ex cop... Hey you're just doing your job. We'll hate you for writing us that ticket, you'll hate us for that unpleasant task. But we're all skydivers here, so as long as the badge stays with the uniform we're cool. Right?Flying Pigs demo team huh? That's funny 'coz the wife's taking me to a brew pub tonight in Everett for my b'day dinner. And guess what it's called. The Flying Pig. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #17 December 5, 2002 That Hawaii thing AIN'T funny!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just jealous!!! As for the "Flyin' PIG" brewpub, would they be interested in a demo? (wishful thinking). I live in Northern Ky (greater Cincinnati OH), when it snows here people freak! They call school off in the rural counties if it is forecasted to snow! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 December 5, 2002 It's not b/c of winter, for me...I live in sunny, FLORIDA...it's b/c I'm at work. Work is so boring. They make you do stuff. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #19 December 5, 2002 They make me do stuff where I work too. Hate when that happens!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 December 5, 2002 Quote They make me do stuff where I work too. Hate when that happens!!! That's the downside of being an employee. They don't expect that of the contractors. I always tell them that I am a "knowledge worker" and right now I'm thinking about something so leave me alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #21 December 5, 2002 Not sure if I'll ever be boss. Maybe I could find a sugar daddy!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #22 December 5, 2002 Unfortunately, I'll always have job security! Or fortunately depending how you look at it. "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 December 5, 2002 Quote Not sure if I'll ever be boss. Maybe I could find a sugar daddy! That is definitely a plan. If you ever become rich, could you be my sugar-mama? I'm middle-aged and poor, but very sincere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #24 December 5, 2002 Me too..unfortuanately!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #25 December 5, 2002 Don't forget that you're a skydiver!!!!That's always a plus. We could live at the DZ!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
