Man, you can tell in winter!!!!

[freeflir29 0]

This chick tried to recruit me to become a Sheriff's deputy a couple weeks ago. I said no thanks. 3 reasons why.....Traffic enforcement, domestic disputes, and Gee we haven't heard from old Mrs. Johnson in about a week now and there is a funny smell coming from her apartment. 3 situations I have NO DESIRE to deal with.

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This chick tried to recruit me to become a Sheriff's deputy a couple weeks ago. I said no thanks.

She should have first offered to show you how the handcuffs worked. Then you would have said YES! Spank me! Pinch my nipples!

My other ride is the relative wind.

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I deal with all three dude! I HATE traffic, got my jaw broken once in a domestic, and you learn that funny smell real quick. I can walk off an elevator or into a house, and tell pretty much if old Ms. Jones is dead! At one point I was 3 for 3 on "check the welfare of........" yep, all DEAD. Now that gave me a complex! That's why I skydive.............to relax and hang out with different types of people!

"Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!"

[wlie 0]

What can you compare the smell of dead people with? Just curious.

My other ride is the relative wind.

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She should have first offered to show you how the handcuffs worked

Hmm...I thought about that, but he was just so damn excited already, seeing me in my uniform, that I didn't think he could handle the handcuffs, too

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[freeflir29 0]

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Then you would have said YES! Spank me! Pinch my nipples!

She was kinda cute. She was the bail bond manager at the Sheriff's department....

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I deal with all three dude!

I know....while I salute you and say thanks for doing it. It's just not worth $16 an hour to me...