quatorze 1 #1 December 6, 2002 HEARD IN FLIGHT: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax. OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!" I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 6, 2002 The skydivers on that flight had already put their rigs on, were standing by the door and had even taken grips to launch a 4-way...with video. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #3 December 6, 2002 LMFAO CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #4 December 6, 2002 Quote The skydivers on that flight had already put their rigs on, were standing by the door and had even taken grips to launch a 4-way...with video. you forgot to mention, it was a 4 way flower, all freefliers. they all had video, with a extra angle on the out side carving around.later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #5 December 6, 2002 Quote : -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The skydivers on that flight had already put their rigs on, were standing by the door and had even taken grips to launch a 4-way...with video. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you forgot to mention, it was a 4 way flower, all freefliers. they all had video, with a extra angle on the out side carving around. And the Co-pilate was the extra angle CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
