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I went to the store the other day. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. A woman was talking to him.

She was showing a little cleavage and said, "Come on, handsome, how about giving a girl a break?"
He ignored her and continued writing the ticket. So she got upset that her feminie wiles were not working. She called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at her and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So she called him a piece of horse poo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more she abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I was watching this and asked her if she didn't think she should calm down a little. She replied, "I don't care. My car is parked around the corner."

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