quade 4 #1 December 6, 2002 Check out THIS. Why would an obvious whuffo write such a thing?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 6, 2002 That's pretty bad but no worse than all the morons writing romance novels that have probably never even gotten laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #3 December 6, 2002 Quote Diana Conley lives in Southern Ohio with her husband and dog. She writes in many genres, but mostly "for older children" doesn't this qualify her to write for us? --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #4 December 6, 2002 Yea I jumped at that DZ once, never again though. The trainers they gave me to run for when I landed were to tight, and the riggers forgot to tie on three on my lines. Worst of all was the six hour ride up to altitude in that Cesna! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 December 6, 2002 They say the mind is terrible thing to waste, but the mind can also be dangerous, and it has to be stopped before it hurts someone! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 December 6, 2002 yes that is pretty damn weak. GRR! but if I was a whuffo I might think that was insite My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 December 6, 2002 Quote Yea I jumped at that DZ once, never again though. The trainers they gave me to run for when I landed were to tight, and the riggers forgot to tie on three on my lines. Worst of all was the six hour ride up to altitude in that Cesna! what about that 30,000ft hop and pop(ten second delay) pretty heavy chick if you ask meMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #8 December 6, 2002 You said Whuffo.. boioioioioioioioioing!!!!!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #9 December 6, 2002 She does write kids books maybe the woman was an elephant wearing a weight vest in stand?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 December 6, 2002 maybe she was a wmone ON an elephant with a weight belt...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #11 December 6, 2002 QuoteCheck out THIS. Why would an obvious whuffo write such a thing? This is obviously Fan Fiction. Has anybody emailed this individual and pointed out the boo-boos? heh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 December 6, 2002 well I was thinking, instead of correcting her, wouldnt it be funny if we all send her a cold hard lump of our poo! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 December 6, 2002 Hmm... lives in Ohio... might have to mail her a business card for the DZ Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 December 6, 2002 Reading that was a big waste of my time. One of the TM's on here needs to take her for a jump and show her what it's really like. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 December 6, 2002 QuoteThis is obviously Fan Fiction. Isn't fan/fict usually about a particular person or persons? I mean, if she had written about, I dunno, doin' it with Viviane Wegrath or something -- THAT I could understand.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #16 December 6, 2002 QuoteQuoteThis is obviously Fan Fiction. Isn't fan/fict usually about a particular person or persons? I mean, if she had written about, I dunno, doin' it with Viviane Wegrath or something -- THAT I could understand. hehehe ya caught me... Vivian Who?"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 December 6, 2002 Geeze man, click on the link!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #18 December 6, 2002 this is the equivelant of what I write in exams ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #19 December 6, 2002 Quote well I was thinking, instead of correcting her, wouldnt it be funny if we all send her a clod hard lump of our poo! Of all the times I've responded to funny posts with "LOL" and "Bwahaaahaaa!", I've never laughed out this loud! My workmates are all coming over to see what the hell was sooooo funny. hahahaha! you said POO! This was a good read! I think the writer must have done her homework. I mean, she knew about having to run before landing and that if you don't run fast enough on student gear, you'll femur! hahaha My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #20 December 7, 2002 That was hilarious! A couple of last minute pointers by the instructor: Quote And," he said, tying another one of her lines firmly, "There's a secondary chute on your chest. "There is?" ... And then the silly whuffo femurs on a chest mounted reserve. Because it didn't have enough time to slow her down. Good thing they had a standard response to that particular emergency; I shudder to think what would have happened if she hadn't started running in mid-air... heeheehee.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #21 December 7, 2002 Well, at least SOME of the article was correct.... Quote THE FREEDOM! "Yahoo!" she yelled in midair. Now she felt excited. Now she felt that she was living. Now she knew how to appreciate life. "I wanna do it again," she said determinedly. "Only this time I wanna do it right." In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #22 December 7, 2002 Use the Force Clay, start running, run Forrest run! Straighten out and pull the rip cord, jumping from 30,000 feet after 10 seconds.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 December 8, 2002 Glad I could get you in trouble without actually doing anything! haha! its was the appropriate word for the surrounding text!GOT POO!? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freebird 0 #24 December 8, 2002 "One minute," she heard the pilot say from the front of the plane*** What the hell LMMFAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freebird 0 #25 December 8, 2002 btw I actually wrote an essay (got an A) on the expreience of a first student jump. It was a bit long but very real, no pilot talking going onI may post it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
