Gawain 0 #1 December 10, 2002 A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 December 10, 2002 thanks for the visual! I would love to atternd that funeral. y'know one of the fun ones!! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #3 December 10, 2002 You guys are killing me. My head is full of monkeys being reloaded and giant genetalia swallowing dead people. My wife is browsing the yellow pages for divorce lawyers. Please stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 December 10, 2002 LMAO...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 December 10, 2002 pretty twisted world isnt it? I LOVE IT!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #6 December 10, 2002 oh shat! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 December 10, 2002 Monkey...RELOAD!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #8 December 10, 2002 Chile rolls around on the floor clutching ribs! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 December 10, 2002 Ain't it great?!? Diva"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 December 10, 2002 OH yeah...Imagine what it would of been like had the guy been a proctologist!"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #11 December 10, 2002 Quote Monkey...RELOAD! I can just see Dr. Evil yelling that to Fat Bastard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #12 December 10, 2002 Quote Monkey...RELOAD! Check! sorry Z knows to many gun bunnies ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
