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I've only known a couple women that liked to watch porn with me. God Bless them......:D In fact...this one chick invited me to her house..."So...do you want to come over and watch some porn flicks?" I really thought she was just kidding....until I got there.....:D

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I've only known a couple women that liked to watch porn with me. God Bless them......:D In fact...this one chick invited me to her house..."So...do you want to come over and watch some porn flicks?" I really thought she was just kidding....until I got there.....:D


Porn flicks have practical uses also. Next time a group of Jehovahs Witnesses are coming up the street, pop in a tape. Get a cold beer and wait for the knock. "C'mon on in." "Want a beer? They're cold." "Have a seat on the sofa." "So, what's up?" :D:D

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I always wanted to come to the door in a long black cape with a hood, pentagram necklace, and one of those squiggelly knives with blood all over it. Bunch of candles lit in the background.....:D and do my best to get them to come in "for a few minutes." :D

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I always wanted to come to the door in a long black cape with a hood, pentagram necklace, and one of those squiggelly knives with blood all over it. Bunch of candles lit in the background.....:D and do my best to get them to come in "for a few minutes." :D


I go for the "uncomfortable" angle. Spend most of the time checking out the chickie in an obvious fashion while asking non-answerable questions.

"So are you guys more morally pure than I am?" If yes, rant about "What makes you so...". If no, then "Well, then I can't get any moral guidance from you slackers...".

"Are you married?" "Happily?..."

"How important is sex in a JW marriage?" "Do you think your partner is good at it?" "Like what kinda things?..."

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