narcimund 0 #1 December 11, 2002 This isn't the newest data, but the write up clearly vindicates our overall success. Soon, the world! 1998 recruitment report First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkif 0 #2 December 11, 2002 Now that is (ass-)fucking funny!Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 December 11, 2002 If you're going to quote the onion, get to the good stuff! God Speaks. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #4 December 11, 2002 Just stop putting those fliers under my windshield wipers mmmmkay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 December 11, 2002 Oh, and this one, can't forget the Freeflyers! Tips for FreeFlyers!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #6 December 11, 2002 Some people just can't keep their mouths shut, can they? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #7 December 11, 2002 QuoteIf you're going to quote the onion, get to the good stuff! I wish they put the horoscopes on their web page. I'm glad I can get the hard copy here in Madison. This week's horoscopes, courtesy of the Onion and Lolie: Aries: Get back to the basics of family this week. Have your mother feed, bathe, and change you. Taurus: Your insurance company insists that it has no obligation to insure you as long as you're still frozen in that block of ice. Gemini: You will unify the disparate fields of semiotics, mathematics, and behaviorism when you prove that, if our ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas. Cancer: Avoid making any major business decisions this week, as you'll spend most of it out of your mind on vodka sours. Leo: You'll be terrified next Monday when it seems that the sky is falling, but it's merely the tail end of the Leonoid meteor shower. Then comes Thursday. Virgo: There are no blemishes on your kind, compassionate Virgo soul, but that's more than offset by the ones on your face, hands, and renal system. Libra: You will be profoundly moved by your experiences in the next few days, but that could mean a whole lot of things. Scorpio: The great Lions quarterback Bobby Layne will appear to you in a dream and explain to you why you don't deserve to have Bobby Layne appear to you in a dream. Sagittarius: You will be caught in the greatest existential dilemma of your life when you are unable to decide if a table or radial arm saw is better for your home shop. Capricorn: Your religion was almost right: Those you vanquished in life are waiting for you in death, but not to serve you. Aquarius: You will turn in one of the most heroic and selfless performances of your career next Thursday, but since you're an architect, the details are pretty boring. Pisces: Your wife, like your jailers before her, still refuses to allow you to have belts or sharp-edged culinary utensils. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 December 11, 2002 Quote Some people just can't keep their moths shut, can they? Cool, i'm not the only one with that problem. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #9 December 11, 2002 QuoteI wish they put the horoscopes on their web page. I'm glad I can get the hard copy here in Madison. These horoscopes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #10 December 11, 2002 Awesome!!! They just started doing that last week! That makes me happy! -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #11 December 11, 2002 i have to agree...funny (funny haha, not funny queer) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 December 11, 2002 I'm not homosexual, but I moonlight as a recruiter for the stamps. I'm saving up for a toaster oven.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 December 11, 2002 >I'm saving up for a toaster oven. Baby... save the stamps for the 5 piece outdoor furnature set. That or the 13 piece dinnerware package. Either of those would look great in my new place. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 December 11, 2002 QuoteBaby... save the stamps for the 5 piece outdoor furnature set. That or the 13 piece dinnerware package. Either of those would look great in my new place. OK. Say, have you ever considered an exciting homosexual lifestyle? Wait, scratch that. Let me talk to your roommate. Wait, scratch that.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #15 December 11, 2002 RevJim, you suck... Are you just jealous that when your flattie friends jump with you, it didn't happen, since it wasn't on video??? Don't worry, if you come out to Eloy, I'll show you how to fly on your belly, and take video of the whole thing... ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
