suz 0 #1 December 12, 2002 It was two weeks before Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's ridiculous, that's not an offence," said the judge. " It makes no sense. How early were you shopping?" "Before the store opened," answered the prisoner, sheepishly. Merry Christmas all you skydiving maniac's! Love always, Suzy Floozy Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
