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I subscribe to wearing the tin foil hat so they can't get in your brain....

well, that's what I've been doing:D. I mean, now that I'm an unemployed bum I have to act the part, right? But these helmets are only $35, so I'd still have enough left over from my panhandling to afford a bottle of Thunderbird!:D
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I subscribe to wearing the tin foil hat so they can't get in your brain....

well, that's what I've been doing:D. I mean, now that I'm an unemployed bum I have to act the part, right? But these helmets are only $35, so I'd still have enough left over from my panhandling to afford a bottle of Thunderbird!:D


Thunderbird is a psychic portal. Don't drink it while wearing the hat or you may block messages from God. Many is the time when I saw people drinking Old T-bird and talking in a mumbling, incoherent manner. Too much static on the psychic wavelength.

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They want all the boobie images....



I saw a movie recently where the sky was full of nothing but boobies...there were hundreds of them....ya know what i'm talking about cause i can't remember the name of it...

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I think they are re-filming it as a biography



You forgot to throw in "and stopped off in Vietnam to get a few Americans tortured, killed, and beaten." [:/]


That'll be in there. The new movie will coincide with the release of the new Fonda diet. Peter Fonda does two tabs of acid, half a bottle of vodka, and then staggers to his sisters house to borrow money. You just increase the vodka level a little each day and it seems like you are walking farther.

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oh, i think most of us are safe. them aliens have a thang for redneck fellers,

I just thought I'd bump this word of warning up for our fellow skydivers in Texas, Georgia, and Alabama!:D

Just watch out for those, uh, probes!!:P:D
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oh, i think most of us are safe. them aliens have a thang for redneck fellers,

I just thought I'd bump this word of warning up for our fellow skydivers in Texas, Georgia, and Alabama!:D

Just watch out for those, uh, probes!!:P:D


Ah...yes. Aliens who are far more intelligent and have a superior level of technology. They have travelled millions of miles across space and seen the wonders of the universe. They have been exposed to all the glory of creation and now they land in rural Arkansas to look up Renna-Maes butt. Makes sense. :D

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They want all the boobie images....



I saw a movie recently where the sky was full of nothing but boobies...there were hundreds of them....ya know what i'm talking about cause i can't remember the name of it...


Try 40 Days and 40 Nights;)

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

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