relationship advice

[happythoughts 0]

Barbara De Angelis hosts a show called "The Love Doctor". It is essentially an infomercial promoting her tapes and books on relationships. She and her ex-husband once did relationship seminars together. You might recognize his name, John Gray. He is the best-selling author of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus".

She first married a meditation instructor, but annulled that. Then, a second marriage to magician-illusionist Doug Henning, but they divorced. John Gray was her third husband. After her divorce from Gray, she married a nutrition counselor whose identity hasn't been publicized. Her latest, No. 5, is Jeffrey James, a chiropractor.

Always refer to the experts. If anyone knows what will make a relationship fail, it should be her by now. Just because your relationship isn't picture-perfect, don't let these boneheads convince you that they know any better. You may be doing better than them.

[LeftBehind 0]

I've heard that after you are divorced the third time, you can no longer blame the Ex- It is you that is the problem.

Quote "So there I was, No shit 30 seconds from Death..."

[Vallerina 2]

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Always refer to the experts.

I couldn't agree more! That's why I always listen to the really old sex lady on the Oxygen channel!

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Just because your relationship isn't picture-perfect, don't let these boneheads convince you that they know any better.

Yes, I don't understand why people think that just because they get rich off of selling their stuff, that their stuff actually says anything of value. I also don't understand why people feel the need to seek out strangers to solve their relationship problems.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[happythoughts 0]

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I couldn't agree more! That's why I always listen to the really old sex lady on the Oxygen channel!

Sue Johansen (spelling?). The Sunday Night Sex show. They show re-runs all week long. Watched it last night. Good stuff! Don't ya love her evaluation segments. Last night she ripped some stay-hard creams. No buyer for those anymore. How 'bout that treasure chest?

[freeflir29 0]

Getting divorced once was enough for me. Now I keep my relationships short. I like to end them before breakfast.

[jumperconway 0]

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Getting divorced once was enough for me. Now I keep my relationships short. I like to end them before breakfast.

caugh,caugh

[happythoughts 0]

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Getting divorced once was enough for me. Now I keep my relationships short. I like to end them before breakfast.

I am shocked at your cynicism. One bad marriage and you are willing to call it quits. I was married to the twin sister of Satan the Devil and you don't hear me making negative comments.

If you had a flat tire on a motorcycle, would you give up motorcycles? No, you would get a newer, more responsive model and ride the hell out of it, wouldn't ya?

[freeflir29 0]

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you would get a newer, more responsive model and ride the hell out of it, wouldn't ya?

Well...if you look around you can usually find people giving away mopeds. That way you can ride it around a little and then leave it in a ditch.

[diablopilot 2]

Yeah, but you really don't want your friends to see you riding one do you?

(I'm talking about mopeds of course)

-jp-

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[freeflir29 0]

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you really don't want your friends to see you riding one do you?

Take it to a park, at night, where no one knows you. Then leave it in a ditch after you are done.


(I'm also talking about mopeds too....of course)

[SpeedRacer 1]

That's the great thing about dating homeless chicks, right? After you f*&k 'em, you can just drop 'em off anywhere!!

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[Deuce 1]

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That's the great thing about dating homeless chicks, right? After you f*&k 'em, you can just drop 'em off anywhere!!

Aw. That reminds me of Nathan for some reason!

Way to go low!