Friday funnies

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Q: What is that insensitive thing at the base of the penis called?

A: The man.

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My ex's lips you mean?

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It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

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And then the most insensitive thing to do is to not shave!

Not that I would know, that's just what I hear from the other girls.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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My ex's lips you mean?

LOL I'm going to change the punch line on that, bro. Superior line.

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And then the most insensitive thing to do is to not shave!

Not that I would know, that's just what I hear from the other girls.

And I told those girls not to tell. What did you hear?

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I wasn't talking about you per se, Bill. I was just saying it as a general hint to the male population that it may be appreciated by the women if there was a little shaving going on down there. Again, since this is a public forum, that's just what I hear from other women.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I wasn't talking about you per se, Bill. I was just saying it as a general hint to the male population that it may be appreciated by the women if there was a little shaving going on down there. Again, since this is a public forum, that's just what I hear from other women.

Oh, yeah...I understand that you weren't talking about me. I told those girls that they shouldn't talk about those other guys. The shaving is appreciated until the stubble grows back. "Ow...owwweee... we're not sanding any rust off here... owww"

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A tandem passenger asks the tandem master, "Do jump planes crash very often?" The tm replied, "No, just once!"