jceman 1 #1 December 3, 2002 Did you know: While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them from Rudolph to Blitzen, has to be a female . We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #2 December 3, 2002 But if they have enough magic to fly, what makes you think a magic male reindeer doesn't have enough magic to retain its antlers. "F" for logic, I'm afraid.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 December 3, 2002 Ever watch "Lassie"? Male collies have better coats, so the part of a female dog was always played by males. No wonder people are so messed up. Our first exposure to mid-western family values has a transvestite for a star. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 December 3, 2002 I just forwarded that to "all" in my work email directory...lol...my boss came down the stairs and lectured me on the use of the word "all"...apparently, I jsut sent that to everyone working in the 3 different locations in the surrounding areas that are a part of my company...instead of just this one location. oops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #5 December 3, 2002 Did he take you in the back room and spank you? Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #7 December 3, 2002 QuoteOnly women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Of course they didn't get lost, they had to stop at every single house and ask for directions! - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #8 December 3, 2002 Quote Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. ...otherwise, it would take 6 months to deliver the goodies because none of the males would stop to ask for directions. The path would look similar to that of electron orbitals in something like, uh, Lawrencium. ;) Jack, good seeing ya at the Hills this weekend. I need to get back there more often...blues, arlo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #9 December 3, 2002 Also, did anyone see that Cats and Dogs movie a few years ago? The dog was supposed to be a boy beagle, but when "he" rolled on his back to let his owner scratch his belly, he was noticably lacking in genitalia.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 December 3, 2002 Quote Also, did anyone see that Cats and Dogs movie a few years ago? The dog was supposed to be a boy beagle, but when "he" rolled on his back to let his owner scratch his belly, he was noticably lacking in genitalia. The "Lassie" thing was just something I heard, I don't check out dog genitalia a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #11 December 3, 2002 Quote Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. True. But only a man can convince a woman that this is a good idea. Check out the Bible. A husband is master of his wife. Or so the bible says. Peace, Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #12 December 3, 2002 QuoteThe "Lassie" thing was just something I heard, I don't check out dog genitalia a lot. Heh, well, maybe Clay can back me up on this. Clay?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #13 December 13, 2002 QuoteA husband is master of his wife. Riiiiiight CT....good luck with that.Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #14 December 13, 2002 CT, Jimbo, *Air 5*! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 14, 2002 QuoteOnly women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Damn good thing i'm not a reindeer. I have no frickin sense of direction. Oh, if only i had a road atlas... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
