Quote... thanks Geronimo509...

[jumpergirl 0]

I admit it, I borrowed this from Geronimo509's website. But it is so funny, I had to share it!!

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that? A bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating...
and you finish off as an orgasm."
George Carlin

... on that thought...

[brits17 0]

LMAO!!!! that was good, thanks for the laugh today, i needed it.

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[Dumpster 0]

Sounds perfectly logical to me!!

Easy Does It

[quatorze 1]

I fuggin love that,

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You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating...
and you finish off as an orgasm

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[DZBone 0]

George Carlin. That man is ON! Even after all these years his shit is the funniest stuff around.

Ever hear his piece on the word "fuck"?

I'm going to find it and post it...

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[DZBone 0]

Here you go.

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

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