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CrazyThomas

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Disclaimer:
I am not an expert, so anything I say should be laughed at, and at most dismissed as crap coming from a dribbled basketball of a kid.

OK, here's the download about SEX.
What should we call it first off. Let's get some slang out there.
Fucking, having sex, making love.--I believe these three terms describe different acts I will discuss later.
more slang.....horizontal mambo, applying ointment to the hatchet wound, checking her oil, doing it, boinking, bopping.....Feel free to add your own slang if you know more.
OK, HAVING SEX. Having sex describes the physical act of two partners joining together at the genital region, and bringing each other pleasure.
Fucking..doesn't matter who you are with, or if you wake up with them in the morning. The whole point of fucking is to have an orgasm. Once said party has the orgasm, nothing else matters except a clean break. Don't have to call back, don't have to get emotional, and no KIDS come from this. usually
Making love..a much tougher feat to accomplish. This is not even a physical act. Not bringing genitals together. Not orgasming. Just being with the person you care for, and sharing time with them. That in my warped mind, is making love. Because afterwards, the two people involved are more likely to say "I love you". They may not say this yet, but are more likely to, as their feelings toward each other have been enhanced by the experience they just shared.
Anyone else have thoughts on SEX?
Peace,
Thomas

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Animals:"Have SEX":|
Trash:"Like to Fuck"B|
Swingers: "Fool Around" (includes any cast member of "the Sopranos")B|
People:"Make LOve":)

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...well there's "Laying pipe" and "no longer being unemployed"....

Fu*king, sex and love...think I've experienced a little bit of each... ;)

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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how about taking the boat to tuna town.. Hiding the salami...and all those other great lines from grumpy old men :D
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