Sonic 0 #1 December 16, 2002 ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 16, 2002 Possibly NSFW--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 December 16, 2002 I got one from Stacy. Not as funny as these but very sweet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #4 December 16, 2002 PARKING TICKET > I went to the store the other day, and I was in > there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out > there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how > about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and > continued writing the ticket. So I called him a > pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started >writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called > him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second > ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. > Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on >for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the > more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was > parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun > each day. It's important.----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 December 16, 2002 some more ... ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 December 16, 2002 I got two today- one from PLFxpert and one from PLFking. It was a womderful surprise, but why is it that the bad landers like me so much?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #7 December 16, 2002 and a few more..... I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #8 December 17, 2002 Here's one my boyfriend and I made a few years ago. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #9 December 17, 2002 Quote LOOK! But don't touch. TOUCH! But don't taste. TASTE! But don't swallow. Ain't that line from The Devil's Advocate? Cool movie huh?My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites