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Do you know why that is?

Because of the inherent bias the world has against lefties! That's right, power tools, cutting implements, and other things that might generally kill you if you screw up while using them, re all made "right-handed". Tell me...have you ever seen a left-handed power saw? Just try to use a power saw or a weed whacker with your left hand.

That 9 years is mostly due to accidents...
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Right handed.

And statistically speaking, I'll live 9 years longer then all of you left handed people...hahahaha:P



so, what do I miss? 9 years of drooling on myself while Im tied to a machine?
I AM gonna live to 100 who care after that!;)
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Do you know why that is?

Because of the inherent bias the world has against lefties! That's right, power tools, cutting implements, and other things that might generally kill you if you screw up while using them, re all made "right-handed". Tell me...have you ever seen a left-handed power saw? Just try to use a power saw or a weed whacker with your left hand.

That 9 years is mostly due to accidents...

So should'nt we be able to get a handicap sticker so we could at least get the good parking spots?


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I'm right handed although I always wanted to be ambidextrous. Tried to teach myself to write left handed....:D....looked like a 3rd graders writing.

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I write, and smoke , and drink left handed.
I throw right handed.
I throw my pilot chute right handed as well, which is just as well seeing as my left is usually busy tellin me where in the freakin sky the rest of me is, and lefties do it right so i'm o.k.
I quit smoking yesterday, now I need somthing else to do with my left hand.

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The thread reminded me of a conversation I had with Billy Weber a number of years ago (probably in '94 or '95) at the Lost Prairie Boogie up in Montana. I was talking with him and noticed his rig was set up for a left pull and not a right pull! I asked him and his response was something to the effect that I have X-thousand jumps with my right hand pulling and I wanted to give my left had a chance! I guess that makes Billy ambidextrous...:)
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Among programmers, I have found that about 1 out of 3 is left-handed. Surprisingly large percentage.

I play ping-pong left-handed when I am serving or playing spins. Right-handed for long shots. I do this in a few things. Small muscle control - writing, martial arts hand movements, etc left-handed. Large muscles - baseball, tennis, racquet ball - right-handed.

I had an aunt who lived with me as a child who could not use her right hand, so she taught me how to use my left hand for a lot of stuff.

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I'm left-handed. All you righties are just jealous! ;)

And AggieDave, women live, like, seven years longer than men or something, so I'm only two years behind you! :P


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you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

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