hobbes4star 0 #1 December 17, 2002 A man with stomach pain goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him it’s constipation and he’ll have to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up his ass. "You’ll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor. Later that evening the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and asks his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his shorts and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home. "Damn!" the man screams. "What’s the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?" "No," he replies, but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders."if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #3 December 17, 2002 i think this may be a legitimate case for a malpractice suit! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 December 17, 2002 Nice joke...here's another one for the doctors... A doctor is sitting in his office, quite upset himself. "It only happened once." He says to himself, whereupon an angel appears on his left shoulder and says, "That's not good enough Doctor, you have rules, and what happened is not okay." A devilish angel appears on his right shoulder and says, "C'mon Doc, it'll be okay. You know better now, it only happened once and you know there's no way you'll do that again." The doctor sighs when the good angel counters, "Doctor, you have a code of ethics when it comes to doing things like this with your patients, and you should be very worried about this behavior." The devil retorts from across the way, "Hey, little white angel, shut the f**k up, the Doc learned his lesson. Let bygones by bygones." After a brief silence, and the doctor not feeling any better, the good angel explains frankly, "Doctor, do I need to remind you that you're a veterinarian?!" So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #5 December 17, 2002 So if the 2 of you are doctors, I trust that you won't be thrusting you patients? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #6 December 17, 2002 That doctor must have had a small penis for it to be mistaken for a suppository. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #7 December 17, 2002 "for all the good these tablets have done I might as well have shoved them up me arse !!". Renton (Trainspotting)----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #8 December 17, 2002 QuoteTrainspotting Great movie. _________________________________________________ If you hadn't read this, would it have made a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 December 17, 2002 QuoteGreat movie I hated it.....it showed the SHITTIEST side of humanity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #10 December 17, 2002 QuoteQuote Trainspotting Great movie. Even better book. Anyone read the sequel? It's called Porno.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
