jlmiracle 7 #1 December 17, 2002 Here's a story I heard on a local radio station (rock 103) for their dumbass of the day. Dumbass Dog Poop Thieves DALLAS -- Matt Boswell had that holiday spirit after Christmas shopping last week in Frisco, Texas. Then he saw some stinking thief messing around in the back of his pickup truck outside the Stonebriar Centre mall. ``I yelled at him,'' said Boswell, who watched the dirty dog haul two plastic bags from the truck to a waiting car and flee. The Little Elm, Texas, resident didn't give chase or waste time calling police, however. No. 1, the loss was a mere drop in the bucket. No. 2, this is the season of sharing, a time for surprises. ``I sure wish I could have been there when he opened the bags,'' said Boswell, ``entremanure'' of a pet waste-removal company. Those gift bags together contained about 25 pounds of leftovers from Texans' lawns in Irving and North Dallas. ``I just couldn't stop laughing,'' said Boswell, who had parked in the open so people, including thieves, could read the words painted on the sides of his truck. ``It's pretty obvious what we do,'' he said. ``It says we scoop poop.'' Boswell said he and his three employees weekly take in about a ton of dung. And if the guys in the black, four-door sedan want some more, he said, ``we have plenty where that came from.'' JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 December 17, 2002 Maybe the thieves keep dung beetles for pets. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
