happythoughts 0 #1 December 17, 2002 A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane, and with a loud and hard whack hit her husband across the shins. "What'd you do that for?" "That's for 50 years of bad sex," she said. He nodded his head, but said nothing. Slowly they began to rock again. Suddenly the man stopped, and picked up his cane. He reached over and with a loud, sharp whack, he hit his wife across the shins. "What was that for?" "That is for knowing the difference." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #2 December 17, 2002 oh, that's goodlater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #3 December 17, 2002 There were 2 snakes slithering down the middle of the road when one snake says to the other "Are we poisonous or non-poisonous?" The other snake says "Poisonous, why?" The other snake says, "Shoot! I just bit my tongue". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
