PLFXpert 0 #1 December 16, 2002 Two skydivers go to Sonny's Real Pit BBQ....(these are friends of mine)....while one is in the restroom, the other looks at friend's keychain, thinking this long tube is a flashlight...unscrews the back of it, notices his eyes start watering, he starts coughing and before long, the entire restaurant is evacuating. The flashlight was actually mace. Ha ha ha ha!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 16, 2002 Hahahahaha... It would be a couple skydivers that would do something like that.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 December 16, 2002 I would love to have seen it!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 December 16, 2002 that's hillarious.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #5 December 16, 2002 Humm.. did he just evacuate with everyone else and play dumb or did he take the blame? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 December 16, 2002 Classic....at least it wasn't a gun. How much do you think the restaurant is going to sue them for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 December 16, 2002 OF COURSE!!! (played dumb and evacuated with everyone else) The funny part was, when he was telling the story, he said, "Yea, so I unscrewed the back of it and I was like, 'Wow, this is a cool flashlight, it must run on some kind of special liquid or something, b/c there was this little tube inside, and I grabbed it to get a closer look....'" HA HA HA HA! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #8 December 16, 2002 Quote OF COURSE!!! (played dumb and evacuated with everyone else) The funny part was, when he was telling the story, he said, "Yea, so I unscrewed the back of it and I was like, 'Wow, this is a cool flashlight, it must run on some kind of special liquid or something, b/c there was this little tube inside, and I grabbed it to get a closer look....'" HA HA HA HA! Please tell me this guy isn't an instructor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 December 16, 2002 He he he....no, he's not, but actually a pretty intelligent guy on a normal basis Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #10 December 16, 2002 LOL...that's pretty good. When I was waiting tables in a Mexican restaurant one time, this couple ordered fajitas, which came out on a sizzling hot cast-iron platter. I set it down, and the woman immediately dumped a half bottle of tabasco on it...saying "I love tabasco!" Have you ever worked with hot peppers then accidentally rubbed your eyes? Well, the entire room became a giant pepper bomb...people were leaving and we couldn't breathe or see. Seriously, I hadn't felt like that since my trip through the tear gas tent during basic training... So there's another neat way to evacuate a restaurant! Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 December 17, 2002 Yikes, I had no idea tobassco sauce could affect people who weren't eating it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 December 17, 2002 prbably some of it hit the hot fajita griddle & was aerosolized. I've noticed that effect when I toss dry hot peppers into oil in my wok. I've gotta start throwing the other stuff in there pretty soon or my eyes start watering. PLFXPERT; they could easily have found out who did it by shining a UV light on people's hands... those pepper sprays often come with a fluorescent dye in them so that the cops can catch the perp. I used to have a spray tube of CS tear gas...that shit is cool because it comes out in a cloud so you can get a whole group, whcih is usually how most muggings seem to happen. plus it will actually dissolve right through a styrofoam cup!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 December 17, 2002 I don't think the folks at Sonny's keep a UV light lying around Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 December 17, 2002 Quote I don't think the folks at Sonny's keep a UV light lying around Maybe not but I bet some of the employees have them at home.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 17, 2002 Quote Maybe not but I bet some of the employees have them at home.... What could they possibly use them at home for? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 December 17, 2002 Quote My new year's resolution is to get high I'm not sure....I don't know about those strange hippy cultures.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #17 December 17, 2002 Quote a pretty intelligent guy on a normal basis Ah yes! Another fine example of 'book smart' vs. 'smart'. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #18 December 17, 2002 duh! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 December 17, 2002 Quote Maybe not but I bet some of the employees have them at home.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What could they possibly use them at home for? To find when they leave stains? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 December 17, 2002 Quote My new year's resolution is to get high --------------------------------------------------------- I'm not sure....I don't know about those strange hippy cultures.... Ok, beleive it or not, i have never gotten high. I was joking with pete on the phone about how i need to get high at least once, so we decided it should be my resolution. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #21 December 17, 2002 >>To find when they leave stains?<< I'll tell a story on myself here - I went to a comedy club with some friends of mine, knowing that a girl I wanted to date would be there. We got there, and the place was lit with blacklights. Under the blacklight, my pants had this HUGE stain that was concentrated right over the crotch, but went all the way down the front of one leg and was all over the top half of other. We decided that it must have been from where I poured either the laundry detergent or bleach directly onto that pair of pants when I was doing the laundry, but it looked like I had blown a 10-gallon load in my pants that had soaked all the way down both legs. Object of affection was not impressed. BMcD... ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 December 17, 2002 Quote We decided that it must have been from where I poured either the laundry detergent or bleach directly onto that pair of pants when I was doing the laundry I'm just SURE that's what it was...Lets here it for that 2nd rinse cycle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
