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Man arrested for porking nativity scene sheep

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Once again, from the "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried" files and apparently Clay has been going around under the name Joey Armstrong:

http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/showscripts/12tue.shtml

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THE JOY A LIVE NATIVITY SCENE IS MEANT TO SPREAD IS SHATTERED AFTER ONE MAN IS ARRESTED FOR CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.


THIS WEST SIDE TRADITION HAS LEFT FANS SADDENED, SHOCKED AND SICK.
CHARLESTON POLICE ARREST 29 YEAR OLD JOEY ARMSTRONG SATURDAY.
POLICE CAUGHT THE EASTBANK MAN INSIDE THIS ONCE LOCKED PEN, HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ONE OF THE SHEEP.
SHAWNA HUNDSON SAYS THE INCIDENT IS NO REASON TO STAY AWAY.


Shawna Hudson:"I think people should come and enjoy this and still experience the Christmas season for what its all about and know that that was wrong, what happened. You don't need to focus on that you need to focus on the good things and keep going."

ARMSTRONG HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, TRESPASSING AND ANIMAL CRUELTY.
HE'S FREE FROM JAIL ON BOND.


--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Damn Clay, its one thing doing it in the video room but a Nativity scene. have you no sense of respect for that poor sheep?
LOL

:P

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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For once I'm pretty much out of words. I mean, wow, in a nativity scene, no less. This whole situation just makes me want to cry. I mean, sometimes people have no respect for anything, and some things are sacred, ya know, like the love between a man and a sheep. I bet it was a little chilly out, and obviously there were people around watching. You'd think they'd pitch in and get them a room, or at least a stall in a heated barn, but NO, they just arrest the poor guy. Makes me want to cry, I tell you.


Truman Sparks for President

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blewaway5: for a second there I was reading and thinking you were beginning to go soft....hehehehe I guess its cause Im doing that thinkin thing again.
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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Hmmmmm Three wise men eh? JIM JACK and JOSE'

*clears throat* yep that will definitely put some hair on your chest
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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Poor guy...I bet he was just trying to spread some Christmas cheer;). Clay, next time try dressing up as one of the three wise men. You can draw less attention that way...Or, so I would think. Yeah that's it, purely speculation on the wise man tip:S

I got nuthin

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