happythoughts 0 #1 December 18, 2002 A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old man in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 December 18, 2002 The dean of women, addressing her charges, concluded, "And remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself if an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?" A young lady raised her hand instantly and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
