Little Red Riding Hood...

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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
> > > when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
> > > "My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."
> > > The wolf jumps up and runs away.
> > >
> > > Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
> > > and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
> > > "My, what big ears you have, Mr.Wolf."
> > > Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
> > >
> > > About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
> > > again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
> > > "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
> > > With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
> > > "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to shit!"
> > >

[CrazyIvan 0]

and then what happened?

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and then what happened?

The wolf shitted on the little red riding hood

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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The wolf shitted on the little red riding hood

And then...??

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[base311 0]

...hoping to find her trusty roll of TP to offer to the BBW, LRRH reaches into the basket that she was SUPPOSED to be taking straight to grandma's house - and pulls out a HUGE....

[skygal3 0]

she's such a nosy little bitch.

[CrazyIvan 0]

...and then?

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The Big Bad Wolf jumps out from a bush and says to LRRH, "I am going to rip off your clothes and throw you on the bed and f*)& you unmercifully." LRRH reaches into her picnic basket and pulls out her .357 and calmly says, "No you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

[CrazyIvan 0]

...and then?

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...and then?

So the BBW goes back to squatting behind a bush and sees a little white bunny also squatting next to him. The bunny has a lot of cute, white fur so the BBW asks him, "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The bunny replies, "Well... not really." The BBW then picks up the bunny and wipes his ass with him.

[CrazyIvan 0]

...and then?

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[wlie 0]

The white rabbit takes out a pouch of itching powder and smears it all over the BBW's ass!

My other ride is the relative wind.

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The white rabbit takes out a pouch of itching powder and smears it all over the BBW's ass!

... and then continues on his way to visit Alice.

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...and then?

So the BBW goes back to squatting behind a bush and sees a little white bunny also squatting next to him. The bunny has a lot of cute, white fur so the BBW asks him, "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The bunny replies, "Well... not really." The BBW then picks up the bunny and wipes his ass with him.

richard prior?

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richard prior?

Eddie Murphy/Delerious

[CrazyIvan 0]

...and then?

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...and then?

No and then

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