The Stupid Test

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1. Is your favorite color Clear? Yes No

2. Do you consider French Fries ethnic food? Yes No

3. Are Rocky Mountain Oysters your favorite sea food? Yes No

4. Do you not know the "secret" to the Crying Game? Yes No

5. Do you think that e-mail is a special service provided by the U.S. Postal Service? Yes No

6. Do you believe that Elvis is among the living? Yes No

7. Do you believe that if you drink a diet coke and eat a piece of triple caramel chocolate cheesecake, that the calories balance out? Yes No

8. Do the people in the movie Deliverance remind you of family members? Yes No

9. Can you relate with the guests on Jenny Jones, Ricki, or Jerry Springer? Yes No

10. Were you a guest on Jenny Jones, Ricki, or Jerry Springer? Yes No

11. Did you decide not to go to college because you didn't have time, but you paid money for those Sally Struther's do-it-at-home courses. (That TV/VCR Repair course sure has come in handy.) Yes No

12. Have you ever flunked an I.Q. test? Yes No

13. Have you ever studied for a pregnancy test? Yes No

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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10. Were you a guest on Jenny Jones, Ricki, or Jerry Springer? Yes No

I have a friend who is also a skydiver who was on Ricky Lake not once, but two times. Unfortunately I haven't seen either episode, I'm quite certain it's a bit of riot.

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Jim

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Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

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Do you remember why your friend was on the show or what the topic of the day was?

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

[Jimbo 0]

Something to do with dating, of course.

The only thing I know is that at one point they were filming him and his date on a tandem bike and he either ran over, or tried to run over, the camera man.

He's in Florida now and I'm sure he'll surface at one of the bigger DZs after his leg has mended.

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Jim

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Good bye, my friends. You are missed.