PhreeZone 20 #26 December 19, 2002 Pay for all the Casa's to get upgraded finally. The 3 houses 1 in Colorado to ski from, 1 on a private Island, 1 near my DZ Get my helocopter rating then a new Bell 412 Start a DZ or buy the DZ off the DZO's now Make sure all my friends get free jumps Start an aviary for all Jessica's birds Buy a 727 and give it to WFFC so that I finally get a jump from one Get my own (although upgraded version) of the Monkeybago Can you say Full time Hot air balloon and chopper jumps at my DZ? Give Sangiro a million dollars to keep this site openYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #27 December 19, 2002 If I had 150 million dollars I do two chicks at the same time, and I'm pretty sure I could hook that up cause chicks dig money. Peter: Well not all chicks The kinda chick that'd double up on me do Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #28 December 19, 2002 Yes, toys. Yes, travel for awhile. Yes, quit job. Yes, pay off debt. There's an awful lot of money left over, and I really can't see just leaving my son more money than he'll ever need. What an albatross. That's why we have foundations and charities. I want to die with almost no money left. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 December 19, 2002 Ooh, i just had a groovy new idea. I could buy a tank and run lotsa things over. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #30 December 19, 2002 QuoteOoh, i just had a groovy new idea. I could buy a tank and run lotsa things over. Did you just see the movie "Tank Girl" ???My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 December 19, 2002 Quote That's why we have foundations and charities. I want to die with almost no money left. Me too...but I want it to be because I partied endlessly and skydived even more! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #32 December 19, 2002 Clay, you need to save some money, so you can buy this: http://www.ranchbrokers.com/Sheep%20Mt%20Ranch%20Details.htm I'm not sure if the livestock is included, but the name and location are perfect for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 December 19, 2002 Quote but the name and location are perfect for you I can see it now....."Skydive Sheep Mountain!" I think I could fit a DZ somewhere on 16,000 acres. Between a couple hundred head of lovelies..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #34 December 19, 2002 I told you it was perfect. When will you ever learn to trust me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 December 19, 2002 Quote Did you just see the movie "Tank Girl" ??? Nope. I just like being destructive and causing mayhem. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #36 December 19, 2002 After much thought, I'd buy enough of my co's stock to be influential in it's BOD and sack all the hot air VP's and their cronnies.But we're still daydreaming here right? My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #37 December 19, 2002 Quote Quote Did you just see the movie "Tank Girl" ??? Nope. I just like being destructive and causing mayhem. buy a steamroller...its more fun to totally flatten shit when you drive over it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #38 December 20, 2002 If I won I would buy all the Dz.com women that wanted it a set of boobs with the exception that they had to show them at the dz for a year when ever challenged I'd throw a DZ.com party/boogie. You fly I buy. Show up and the jumps/booze are free. Same deal, you fly I buy. I'd buy all the guys (and girls that wanted it) a day at the bunny ranch, what ever you wanted. And of course we'd finish off the trip with some serious jumping...free of charge of course. At the boogies I would arrange for all the major manufacturers to be present so you could demo anything you wanted. I'd start my own parachute association with all current dz.com rats being lifetime members and charge $1 for license fees to the rest of the world. I would also buy a few politicians so that we could have some influence on the hill. I'd have sex with Agelina Jolie, Selma Hayek and Penelope Cruz all at once(Hey, it's my dream, don't ruin it) I'd open a DZ and all the dz.com rats, with lifetime memberships,active duty military and retirees would also have free jumps for life. I'd pay off the parents bills, invest the rest and SKYDIVE!! "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #39 December 20, 2002 Well, I'd quit my job...Then I'd buy some new gear...Then I'd jump a lot more often...Then I'd also lobby to make skydiving an Olympic sport... Work on my skills so I could be on a team that could make the Olympics... Then we'd win the gold... That's all I can think of for now.. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #40 December 20, 2002 Why stop at 3 girls? Oh, and while im at it... jumps are on me!!! As long as I get to see boobies! Gotta have priorities!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #41 December 20, 2002 I would call into work..... "Hi, i'm not gonna be in.... i'm rich....." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #42 December 20, 2002 buy a new harley and head to raeford to hang out with all the monkeys! oh yeah but before i did that i would tell my employer to go straight to HELL! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #43 December 20, 2002 QuoteTF-51 Mustang Pilatus PC 12 Grumman HU-16 Albatross Marathon Prevost Conversion Bus Mercedes S55 AMG MD600 Explorer NOTAR Helicopter House Boat on Lake Powell Penis Enlargement Surgery Free jumps for life for me and Sudsyfist The girls at the bomb shelter say your penis size is fine...... they did say something about you needing ass reduction though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #44 December 20, 2002 Buy a chunk of land with an air field on it and start a ( you guessed it ) DZ. Non Skydiving activities will include a very well equipt wind tunnel, Large skate park with 25' pro bowls, large wave pool and not the current wimpy intermittent oscilating wave type. I'm talking perpetual standing wave and tube large enough to stand up in and deep enough for real boards so we can banzai forever. Indy car race course with cars. Small lake for the wake boarders and jet skiers. And a personal aircraft to take me away from my troubles and visit others DZ's and boogies. Lets say a harrier, the two seat trainer version so the hotties can do slide off the wing tip hop & pops. Uh I think I'm gonna need some more money, ya. Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #45 December 20, 2002 You'll need another $150mm for the insurance alone! _________________________________________________ If you hadn't read this, would it have made a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #46 December 20, 2002 I'd take a big stinky dump on the boss's desk, get all family and friends out of debt, buy an old Otter body and turn it into the schweeeetest camper Skydive AZ has ever seen, and live a happy life. Oh, and 3 chicks at once I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #47 December 20, 2002 QuoteTF-51 Mustang Pilatus PC 12 Grumman HU-16 Albatross Marathon Prevost Conversion Bus Mercedes S55 AMG MD600 Explorer NOTAR Helicopter House Boat on Lake Powell Penis Enlargement Surgery Free jumps for life for me and Sudsyfist ummmmmmmmm Mike dude i am pretty sure steve is not gay.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #48 December 20, 2002 ummmmmmmmm Mike dude i am pretty sure steve is not gay. No but for free lifetime jumps I'm sure he's willing to learn. Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
