hobbes4star 0 #1 December 20, 2002 Larry, a not too bright local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third-story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. "Hey, lady," yells Larry, "throw me the cat." "No," she cries, "It's too far." "I play football, I can catch him." The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat good-bye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers. Carried away, Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.... Touchdown!if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #2 December 20, 2002 ........BWWWAAAHHAAAAAA!!!!! Fantasto!! Funny as! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 December 20, 2002 I don't know why I kept reading...somehow, after the first mention of a cat, I knew it would end horriblyMEEEEAAAN!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #4 December 20, 2002 Quote MEEEEAAAN! you mean MEEEEEEOOOW!!!! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 20, 2002 Quote I don't know why I kept reading...somehow, after the first mention of a cat, I knew it would end horriblyMEEEEAAAN! Seems fair. By mentioning a cat, it started horribly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
