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FreeFlyHol

Yo mama's so stupid..

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...she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

x's and o's,

Hol :)
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