Things you won't hear in the 2 towers

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"Trolls! Trolls!" - Pippin yelled.
"No," - Frodo smiled. "You forgot your own history. Those three are made
of stone and their names are Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson".

* * *

The herald from Mordor promised Dain all 7 Rings, for his cooperation.
4 of the Rings he promised to pull back from the dragons. And if Dain
refused, he would received those 4 rings, anyway.... _with_ the
dragons.....

* * *

Gandalf, trying to light his pipe in Moria: "Naur an adriat ammin! Naur
an adriat ammin! Oh, damn it, _that_ spell is for waking Balrogs. Now,
for the pipe..."

* * *

When poor Saruman lost his job and home, he decided to open sex service
on the phone: 1-900-SARUMAN. He's got a magic voice, remember?

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Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.

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Three Nets for the Stanford Nethax
under the Quad,
Seven for the MIT Hackers
in their halls of stone,
Nine for Crays doomed to die,
One for NIC on its dark
DECSYSTEM-2060
In the LANs of SRI
where the shadows lie.
One Internet to rule them all,
One Internet to find them,
One Internet to bring them all
and in the ether bind them
In the LANs of SRI
where the shadows lie.

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Nine megs for the secretaries fair,
Seven megs for the hackers scarce,
Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs,
Three megs for system source;

One disk to rule them all,
One disk to bind them,
One disk to hold the files
And in the darkness grind 'em.

lol.. you must own a Gateway

Jim

Don´t belive the hype

[SpeedRacer 1]

> NERD ALERT!! NERD ALERT!!

Speed Racer
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No,just saw it on a LOTR parody site