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wlie

Have a sober X'mas everyone

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Friendly reminder that extra cops are patrolling 'coz tis the season for drinkin'.:)

To the tune of Feliz Navidad:

Police stop my car.
Police stop my car.
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up.

Police stop my car.
Police stop my car.
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They say they're just making sure that there's
No open bottles in my car.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They say they're just making sure that there's
No open bottles in my car.

Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts.

Police lock me up.
Police lock me up.
The police lock me up 'cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1.

My other ride is the relative wind.

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