Muenkel 0 #1 December 27, 2002 Our favorite post whore is just days away from becoming a...ahem...productive citizen. HH's bandwidth is about to plummet. I think we should take these few days left to share our fondest and not so fondest memories of Clay. Clay, you big breasted, sheep fucking pig...this thread is for you.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 27, 2002 Roast Clay? I thought you guys did your best at that every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 December 27, 2002 Quote Clay, you big breasted, sheep fucking pig...this thread is for you. However true they may be, if you say things like that, you gotta put a smiley next to them. Otherwise, Clay's itty bitty wittle feewings will be huwt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #4 December 27, 2002 >if you say things like that, >you gotta put a smiley next to them. Where's the fun in that? Besides, people's sarcasm-o-meters are almost useless already... a little practise wont hurt anyone.mister, will you sign my velcro-gloves? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 December 27, 2002 Quote Otherwise, Clay's itty bitty wittle feewings will be huwt Nahh...the only thing that offends me on this site is those damn pictures Skymama kept posting!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 December 27, 2002 Quote However true they may be, if you say things like that, you gotta put a smiley next to them. Otherwise, Clay's itty bitty wittle feewings will be huwt. I'm sure he is weeping right now...but only so some chic will let him rest his face in her bosom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #7 December 27, 2002 Quote Nahh...the only thing that offends me on this site is those damn pictures Skymama kept posting!!! Oh god. I had blissfully almost forgotten those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 December 27, 2002 Quote but only so some chic will let him rest his face in her bosom. The sympathy angle ALWAYS works! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 December 27, 2002 You people suck at roasting.Let me show you how it is done. Clay, it has been a pleasure knowing you. I never thought I would meet someone who was the product of what happened in the movie Deliverence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkearns 0 #10 December 27, 2002 Hey Clay repost that picture from long ago so we can all make fun of you MAN TITS again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 December 27, 2002 Ahh....the boobie picture. I just tried and the version I have at work is too big. I'll see if I can find it later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #12 December 27, 2002 Ah Clay. You were always an ear when I needed to vent about some stupid shit that was posted. You were there to PM me and calm me down. I learned alot about forum ettiquette from you...what to say and what not to say - how, especially, to ignore critics. Not having access at work isn't that bad. You'll learn to live with it and possibly like it. I would say I'd miss you, but I don't think I will. I have a feeling I'll know you even better now. My Buddy!! Paula Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 December 27, 2002 Quote I have a feeling I'll know you even better now Yes...hopefully a Texas tour might make it onto my "things accomplished" list this year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 December 27, 2002 Quote Nahh...the only thing that offends me on this site is those damn pictures Skymama kept posting!!! Oh my gosh, you guys, there were only 2 pictures! That is, unless you're talking about my belly picture. If you are, I'll promise never to post my body parts again. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 December 27, 2002 Quote That is, unless you're talking about my belly picture That only disturbed my pants.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #16 December 27, 2002 As I recall, you were forgiven for the first picture after you re-posted your belly-picture. And then you went ahead and posted Elvis... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 December 27, 2002 Quote And then you went ahead and posted Elvis.. Well, being a girl, I happened to like the Elvis one, so you can't hold that one against me. You all post all those boobie shots, I was just getting some sausage up here. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 December 27, 2002 Folks, Which part of "It's roast Clay time" do you not get? But as I think about it, maybe we should hijack the thread that is dedicated to the king of hijacking threads? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #19 December 27, 2002 CLAY! She liked Elvis, I think you have a chance afterall! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 December 27, 2002 Ok, sorry Muenkel...let's see how I can compare Clay to a roast.... Clay is like a roast because it takes a long time to heat him up, but once you get to have him, he's so moist that the meat just comes right off the bone. How'd I do? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 December 27, 2002 aahh menza, menza. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #22 December 27, 2002 QuoteYes...hopefully a Texas tour might make it onto my "things accomplished" list this year. Oh boy! Tell me when...I'll batten down the hatches and buy the beer!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 December 27, 2002 Quote I'll batten down the hatches and buy the beer! "Have I told you lately....that I love you....." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
