SpeedRacer 1 #26 December 29, 2002 hmmm... well this has nothing to dowith this thread. except for maybe Jessica's thing about how her sweater was a man-magnet. In which case she has been SADLY negligent in posting any pics.Anyway I just met this barmaid at this bar that just opened up a few months ago. She's pretty cute & was wearing a tight shirt over some grapefruit-shaped boobies. Of course, being a barmaid, she probably has guys hitting on her all the time & maybe I should be a "nice guy" and just take a back seat.So my question to everyone is: what should I cook her for breakfast?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #27 December 29, 2002 Hey Jessica it could be worse.....you could be some poor shmuck stuck in the middle east with people all around who want to kill you, and this fourm is the highlight of your day.....hey wait a min...."Ignorance may be bliss, however ignorance will not last forever.....and thruth after is twofold...." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #28 December 29, 2002 QuoteSo my question to everyone is: what should I cook her for breakfast?? Pork her! ummm -- I mean bacon ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #29 December 29, 2002 Quote Why am I at work on a Saturday night? I could think of other jobs that could be worse on a Saturday night... Quote Why am I a thousand miles away from who I want to be with? Actually its more like 4000 miles, but who's counting baby! (Eric? who the fuck is Eric??? ) Quote Why am I drinking this diet Sunkist even though it tastes like shit? As if thats the worst thing you ever swallowed.... There, feel better now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #30 December 29, 2002 i had to work bot christmas eve and christmas gay so don't feel bad! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #31 December 29, 2002 Quote i had to work bot christmas eve and christmas gay so don't feel bad! Christmas Eve AND Christmas Gay? That must have exhausted you, working them both...at the same time? -P__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #32 December 29, 2002 Quote i had to work bot christmas eve and christmas gay so don't feel bad! Quote Christmas Eve AND Christmas Gay? That must have exhausted you, working them both...at the same time? Bwaaahahahaha...... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #33 December 29, 2002 BWAHAHAHAHA!! Looks like Mitchell has joined the Travis club!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #34 December 29, 2002 >I could think of other jobs that could be worse on a Saturday night... She could have to listen to a story about a nurse and smoe club and some shagging.... >Eric? who the fuck is Eric??? Eric is the person thats going to turn you in to the BPA for bringing disreputation to the sport and getting you banned.... take that! Or I might just post links to your "Skreamer teaches spotting" in my sig line for a few months. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 December 29, 2002 WTF is the PBA dumbass? (anyway, I can always go back to Finland with the nurse if I get banned here - well maybe after the winter.... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #36 December 29, 2002 Welcome to the freaky fuckup club, Mitchell...the password for today is - (anybody remember??) - all together now.... HEY TRAV....WHO SUCKS???? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 December 29, 2002 Quote Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them Cool......that leaves my options WIDE open!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #38 December 29, 2002 OMG TOO FUNNY!LOL!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites