For the Boys

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Cool things about being a man:

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work... more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

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The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

[Muenkel 0]

So true.

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Chris

[skydiverbrian 0]

it's good to be a guy!

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

[CrazyIvan 0]

PROUD TO BE A MAN!!! heheheh

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Faber 0]

I have to disagre in point 5

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Wedding plans take care of themselves.

I planed the hony days...A hole week on DK greateste boogi,for a hole week
I dont know when it went wrong,but it sure did
lucky me my new gf understand,she is a skydiver

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

[JumpNFly 0]

I knew you would all appreciate that one~

The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

[scottbre 0]

And we wonder why sexism is still so prevalent. . .

"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
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[tb62871 0]

All true. Almost makes us perfect.

--TB
Welcome my friends to the show that never ends.

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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call and tell her.

[vanillasky11 0]

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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call and tell her.

ROTFL very good..

"You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart

[CrazyIvan 0]

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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call and tell her.

CLASSIC!!!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[jtval 0]

you sound jealous of my penis. if you nice I'll letcha borrow it for a few hours!

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You make good points

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