SpeedRacer 1 #1 January 3, 2003 Dumb things people say: "She was built like a brick shit-house!"----This is supposed to be a good thing? "Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?"-----WTF??? "I could care less!"----Don't you really mean, "I couldn't care less!"? "Who's yer Daddy, Who's yer Daddy" ---Do some people actually like to bring up their parents while having sex??! "If men could have babies, then..." --Well, then by definition they wouldn't be men, now would they? "Bob's your uncle,..." ---Something the Brits say sometimes, but it doesn't seem to mean anything much. Must be something in the water over there. "Irregardless.." Dammit, irrespective is a word. Regardless is a word. Irregardless is NOT a word! "You need to pick and choose which one you want." --You need to stop and quit being redundant. can anyone think of any other annoying expressions? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #2 January 3, 2003 Here are a few of mine....1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? 5. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling? 7. The radio ad: "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake 8. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, didja there buddy? 9. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 January 3, 2003 The most annoying and stupid are the POLITICALLY CORRECT terms, or the ones with specific culinary preference such as Kosher. 'Poor Joe, he is not KOSHER for this job, unfortunately he's MENTALLY IMPAIRED' When we all know what he means is: 'Fuck Joe, this job is not for him, he's a retard' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 January 4, 2003 "Oooh, denial is one of the signs of addiction!"--well that's fucking stupid. Denial also happens when something really isn't true. If someone were to accuse me of being a heroin addict, I would be in denial! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #5 January 4, 2003 I hate it when people say itch when they mean scratch.... I'm itching my arm.... can you itch this for me.... wtf go shoot yourself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 January 4, 2003 Quote ... wtf go shoot yourself With their itchy trigger finger right? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #7 January 4, 2003 I hate it when you go to the store and some sales guy walks up to you and gets all up in your space and is like, "Can I help you with anything?" Just once I would like to just turn around and say "Yeah, I was fixing to pee on your counter, care to help?" Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #8 January 4, 2003 Quote Something the Brits say sometimes, but it doesn't seem to mean anything much. Must be something in the water over there. nah, we just don't have the same stuff you do in yours ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 January 4, 2003 i like the way you think. i enjoy when people shoot themselves. it's fun jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #10 January 4, 2003 * looks around and has a sudden urge to see a George Carlin standup routine* ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #11 January 4, 2003 Gotta love George Carlin..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivaSkyChick 0 #12 January 4, 2003 You guys hit most of the ones that bug me, but here's two more: When people spell lose - loose. Like "I need to loose weight." ARGG Also, and this is just may only make sense to a few of you, "Soooo when are you gonna get on the BIG board?" GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL --- www.facebook.com/mandyhamptonfitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 January 4, 2003 QuoteYou guys hit most of the ones that bug me, but here's two more: When people spell lose - loose. Like "I need to loose weight." ARGG Also, and this is just may only make sense to a few of you, "Soooo when are you gonna get on the BIG board?" GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL Don't forget the ones who confuse LOSER with LOOSER.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 January 4, 2003 "The car went up" Up where?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #15 January 4, 2003 Quote"Bob's your uncle,..." ---Something the Brits say sometimes, but it doesn't seem to mean anything much. Must be something in the water over thereShort version (at least my limited understanding of it): Way back when, a British man (named Bob) rose to prominence and success in business, and eventually took a role in government. But he had a habit of appointing his "less than fully qualified" relatives to positions of power. Eventually, anyone who was a bit of a screw-up would be subject to the criticism "So Bob's your uncle..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #16 January 4, 2003 Speaking of Brits....what's with calling everyone GOVERNOR? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgross 1 #17 January 4, 2003 What pisses me off the most is when people say the word "especially" but pronounce it "EX-PECIALLY" Or when the word ask is pronounced Axe. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #18 January 4, 2003 well i'm axing you, whatdoya mean?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CWiggum 0 #19 January 4, 2003 the one I hate the most is when someone says "guy" all the time. "hey guy, what are you doing?" "what's up guy?" arrggg!!! "I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm still gonna have to ask you for a bribe." Chief Clancy Wiggum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #20 January 4, 2003 Im pretty laid back, but it really is annoying when people say they are going to do something they have no intention of doing Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #21 January 4, 2003 in the navy, it's "outstanding" it can mean anything amongst the ranks, but is usually used by some ass kisser/non leader when talking about anything, then theres "expedite" that grates on ya after a while, then theres alway, "it's not a floor, its a deck" or "it's not a mop it's a swab" or "its not a wall it's a bulkhead" 4 months to civilian sector. current post is just peachy though, on shore, no water. 3 drop zones 45 minutes in any direction.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #22 January 4, 2003 I hate it when people say "What?" when they heard you just fine, but need more time to process the information that is slowly creeping from their ears to their brains. By the way, does a house burn up or down? Is gasoline flammable or inflammable? Is it further to Boston, or by bus? _________________________________________________ If you hadn't read this, would it have made a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #23 January 4, 2003 Quote"Irregardless.." Dammit, irrespective is a word. Regardless is a word. Irregardless is NOT a word! Um.....sorry....had to check this one out. Lifted in whole from m-w.com (Merriam Webster's dictionary site). *** One entry found for irregardless. Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s Function: adverb Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless Date: circa 1912 nonstandard : REGARDLESS usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927.The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. *** My other contribution to the thread is the expression: "Head over heels in love". Aren't we mostly head over heels? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #24 January 4, 2003 OH GAWD Now I remember one ....... HUAH Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #25 January 4, 2003 Quotein the navy, it's "outstanding" it can mean anything amongst the ranks, but is usually used by some ass kisser/non leader when talking about anything, then theres "expedite" that grates on ya after a while, then theres alway, "it's not a floor, its a deck" or "it's not a mop it's a swab" or "its not a wall it's a bulkhead" 4 months to civilian sector. current post is just peachy though, on shore, no water. 3 drop zones 45 minutes in any direction.. Aye Aye capt'n!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
