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Have you started drinking already today?



If i was stuck with Cajun's roomie, i'd prolly drink alot too!!;)

Are you saying he has to drink to deal with his roommate? Or are you saying that his roommate is a bad influence on him, and makes him drink until he gets sick?
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Are you saying he has to drink to deal with his roommate? Or are you saying that his roommate is a bad influence on him, and makes him drink until he gets sick?



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I see you've been drinking already this morning too... I'm so jealous of you people.


You're not drinking, your albino penis isn't getting kissed by a ppg, you haven't won the lottery, you don't have a Samurai yet, you don't have a truck. Your life stinks. No wonder you're jealous of everyone.
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I see you've been drinking already this morning too... I'm so jealous of you people.


You're not drinking, your albino penis isn't getting kissed by a ppg, you haven't won the lottery, you don't have a Samurai yet, you don't have a truck. Your life stinks. No wonder you're jealous of everyone.



You forgot "... you're in 30 degree weather, it's snowing out, your roommate sucks, you've been off work for a week so it's all just piled up..." etc.
Everything is ok though - I have a tin full of Altoids in front of me...
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Everything is ok though - I have a tin full of Altoids in front of me...


I hope you plan on sharing them with people around your office!


Probably not... they don't smell as bad as skydivers.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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