skygal3 0 #1 January 6, 2003 someone say something entertaining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 January 6, 2003 I love you Blossom!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #3 January 6, 2003 ehm, hmm, mmm, hmmm,... boobs "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 January 6, 2003 Ok, i'll tell you about my most stupid "blonde moment" in Eloy. Me, Doug, Lolie, Mujie, and PDS were going out one night to get ice cream. We took an exit off the interstate and were headed to DQ when i saw a road sign that said: Food Hospital Stupid me i asked everyone what a Food Hospital was. I thought it was some strange Arizona thing. PDS decided to explain and tell me it was a sign telling motorists the exit had Food and a Hospital. The 2 words didn't go together. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #5 January 6, 2003 Quotesomeone say something entertaining. Something entertaining... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #6 January 6, 2003 oh bubbles...you are too funny! I can't wait to meet ya! Love you too...People, you need to tell a funny story here! Ok, I will add to Sunny's story. There is this kid at my work that we call Gonzo. He is the most annoying overactive 21 year old I have ever met. He asks me out and I say no. He asks for a good reason so I tell him I am a lesbian. He comes into my office and tells me he loves me and wants to marry me. So this morning he told me he loved me and I glared at him, he said "boy you're in a bad mood"...and then about an hour later he says to me "how was your weekend...you look like hell today" (I thought I was having a good hair day too) so I said "well I look a lot better than I did Saturday" and he said "oh punkin, you look beautiful everyday." What an ass. Now come on. I need interesting snipettes here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #7 January 6, 2003 luckily there wasn't a sign for eloy airport that would say airport subway otherwise i guess you'd never find it "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #8 January 6, 2003 yeah, well 10 years ago i was in a chineese resturant in tennessee and said yeah I'll have a super eggroll. took 9 repeats of the question before i figured out it was soup or egg roll wonton you think about that? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #9 January 6, 2003 when Nathan came to see me he and I and 2 others went out to a chinese restaurant. I am surprised I am allowed back there. If you know Nathan, you know his boisterous laugh...well anyway, we order Crab Rangoons. And they bring us 4 tiny rangoons. Well, I went to wash my hands and I could hear them across the resturant. I come back to the table and there is Nathan and this kid Jerry, cutting their Rangoons into tiny little pieces with a fork and knife...ok, not that interesting. Had to be there I guess. My gal pal Cindy got loaded on Blue Hawaiis that night. That was funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #10 January 6, 2003 Quote He asks for a good reason so I tell him I am a lesbian. I think this has been discussed before but generally the "I'm a lesbian" line doesn't get rid of many men.... Try explaining your new found passion for the convent to him. Find another attractive woman in your office and tell him that you suspect she has the hots for him... You're not gonna get rid of his sex drive but you might get it to take a detour.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #11 January 6, 2003 Well, it did make him back up a bit. The thing is there is only one other female under 50 where I work, and I have already staked my claim on her. (haha). He is just annoying. Like a spastic puppy that just won't quit. Someone needs to neuter him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #12 January 6, 2003 Quote The thing is there is only one other female under 50 where I work, and I have already staked my claim on her. Perhaps he needs a mature woman to straighten him out.... some of those ladies over 50 might be just what he needs... neutering seems a little harsh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #13 January 6, 2003 they're all married hags. Well except for one, but she is a troll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 January 6, 2003 Quote The thing is there is only one other female under 50 where I work He he he...when i was 15, I worked briefly at Halmark...it was the SAME wayPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 January 6, 2003 Quote someone say something entertaining. I know how you feel!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #16 January 6, 2003 Quote He he he...when i was 15, I worked briefly at Halmark...it was the SAME way When I was a computer programming intern at a local hospital the same thing happened to me... I was a wee little lad of 17 and now I was expected to wear a tie and a fancy shirt and dressy panys... The dress shirts I had were a size too big... I'm a small guy anyways so they looked foolish on me... I grew up in the sticks so my normal clothes were jeans and a teeshirt... I was in another world. I'm was the type of kid who would skip a prom because it meant dressin fancy like... After awhile I figured out that people would describe me as " the kid who looks like he is dressed in his father's clothes." Since my interning days I've started buying clothes that fit and I get harassed a little less ;) Socializing with people who were 20 years older then me at work was odd at first but generally everyone's the same old or not once ya get to know em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 January 6, 2003 ***someone say something entertaining. My sister-in-law gave my family a new baby to spoil this morning! Woohoo! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #18 January 6, 2003 How big is she?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 January 6, 2003 Quote My sister-in-law gave my family a new baby to spoil this morning! Woohoo! Awesome! My sister-in-law will be giving my family one of those things in June! I can't wait! Other people's kids are cool. My nephew is a riot. He likes to make alot of noise, and I like to encourage it!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 January 6, 2003 June, ahhhhhh, the birth month of champions Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #21 January 6, 2003 really? I was almost a June baby...May 28th to be exact. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 January 6, 2003 he he he....I jsut said that b/c I was born in June and so was BZ. We are almost EXACTLY 10 years apart. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 6, 2003 QuoteMy sister-in-law gave my family a new baby to spoil this morning! Woohoo! That's awesome!! Any details for us? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 January 6, 2003 Speaking of babies, I just found out that my 41 year old sister is pregnant!!! She has 3 kids, age 14 - 21. Needless to say she is in complete shock, but totally psyched. Fortunately she is in great shape. She does Pilates 2 times/week and has a better figure than many 20 years younger. So, I will be Uncle Muenkel....again! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #25 January 6, 2003 hey I do pilates! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
