MANAGEMENT LESSONS

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Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw

the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day

long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground

below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the

rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting

very, very high up.



Lesson Number Two:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird

froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a

cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the

pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually

thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for

joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,

and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!



Lesson Number Three:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the

top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well,

why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're

packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that

it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the

tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of

the tree.

Management Lesson:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[wlie 0]

LOL

Makes good sense if you look at their bright side.

My other ride is the relative wind.