Harro joke of the day

[harro 0]

Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy
turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his
glasses and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I
don't know," said the first guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said the
second guy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez,"
said the first guy. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said the second guy,
"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know shit?"

Jumpy Jumpy??

[jessd 0]

That's pretty funny. I've had some people try to stike up conversations with me on the plane. I'd rather just try to sleep.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

[Casch 0]

when I was 15, I ended up sitting next to a sports photographer. He was pretty cool. He showed me some pix, most of them were "conventional" sports, but he had some skiing/snowboarding/ skydiving (of course those were taken from the ground). He even offered to give me a tour of some news station (ch.2 news...I forget).

[akaGQ 0]

hmmmm........

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

[VivaHeadDown 0]

There are only three catagories of conversation I'll take up on a plane:

1. What do you want to do on this one?

2. The subsequent answer to number one, or re-ask the question in hopes someone else has a brilliant idea.

3. Anything that'll make a tandem student wet his/her shorts in fear of his/her life.

Otherwise I agree with sleep.