freeflyz 0 #1 January 9, 2003 Here's a Riddle can you figure it out? What's bigger than god,meaner than the devil,poor people have it,rich people need it? Hint 10 head start kids guess the answer when asked the same question! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 January 9, 2003 Nothing. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #4 January 9, 2003 I have heard this before. Please post the answer soon. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #5 January 9, 2003 nutin' My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 January 9, 2003 Alcohol in brown paper bags ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #7 January 9, 2003 I must have postin the same time as you. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #8 January 9, 2003 Your right!! Nothings bigger than god,nothing is meaner than the devil, poor people have nothing, rich people need nothing pretty good how about this one! What state is surrounded by he most water?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #9 January 9, 2003 Hawaii? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 January 9, 2003 Quote What state is surrounded by he most water?? AlaskaSo I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mindygirl 0 #12 January 9, 2003 Florida?? Wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #13 January 9, 2003 Ya, I think technically Hawaii is the only state that surrounded by water Give it some time, and CA should be.... Or Puerto Rico it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 January 9, 2003 Quote Ya, I think technically Hawaii is the only state that surrounded by water Give it some time, and CA should be.... Or Puerto Rico I thought of that, but for some reason, I'm thinking he meant the most coastline... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,583 #15 January 9, 2003 He didn't specify that the state in question was surrounded ONLY by water. Which could mean that all states are equally surrounded by all oceans. Doesnt Alaska have the longest coastline? Especially if you include all those islands. God, I hate working in a nit-picking-required job! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #16 January 9, 2003 True true...!! Quote God, I hate working in a nit-picking-required job! Hmm...an engineer? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #17 January 9, 2003 Hawaii! This one is a little harder! A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn.The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks.Who carried the heavier load and why! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #18 January 9, 2003 QuoteWhat state is surrounded by he most water? Er.... Atlantis ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
relyon 0 #19 January 9, 2003 Here's a George Carlin one I've always liked: "Is God so great He can make a rock so big that He can't lift it Himself?" Not exactly a riddle, but what the heck. Bob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #20 January 9, 2003 QuoteHere's a George Carlin one I've always liked: "Is God so great He can make a rock so big that He can't lift it Himself?" Not exactly a riddle, but what the heck. Bob Oh no flash backs to my philosophy of religion class B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #21 January 9, 2003 I'm going to say that the farmer was carring the most weight just on wording alone. His sack was full of grain, it just says that the hired help was carring sacks. B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #22 January 9, 2003 QuoteA farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn.The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks.Who carried the heavier load and why! The hired help only carried two sacks, so the farmer carried the heavier load. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #23 January 9, 2003 Yeah, but then that makes the first sentence untrue. "A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,583 #24 January 9, 2003 Even more nitpicky than an engineer: The what do you do thread Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 January 9, 2003 QuoteYeah, but then that makes the first sentence untrue. "A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn." Hah! If I'm paying that sucker, he's carrying the heavier load. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites