Not quite pc joke ....

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

> > A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
> > partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a
> > rub.
> Two
> > blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.
> > The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
> > The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
> > surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them
> > and
then
> > begins to
> > explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his
> > feet,
he
> > looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Suddenly
> > there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and
> > standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
> > They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
> > branch and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
> >
> > The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their
> > hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the
other
> > one,
> > "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all those beautiful
women
> > in a
> > big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to
be
> a
> > millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

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[freekflyguy 0]

Guy - Lamp

Genie

"I grant you 3 wishes, but be warned whatever you wish for your wife will get twice as much"

Guy

"OK first i wish for untold wealth"

Genie

"Granted, and your wife gets twice as much"

Guy

"Fine, 2nd I wish for the most beautifull women in the world to be with me for ever"

Genie

"Sure, but your wife gets twice that"

Guy

"No problems, for my last wish I would like a mild heart attack"

Buzz

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.