pds 0 #1 January 9, 2003 1. announce there will be a nekkid guy on the plane. it makes for a very light otter. 2. bring a nekkid chick with tig bitties to ride on your back. you WILL get extra altitude. 3. if you happen to have a 1 ounce piece of surgical steel in the end of your unit, please remove it. flap slap flap slap. ouch. 4. smile for the cameras in the bleachers! there are pictures somewhere, i am sure they will surface sooner or later.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShivaDas 0 #2 January 9, 2003 uh, this be a good time to pay extra attention to landingIt may be hard to fight off the mobs ...was that a freudian... Just havin fun! Paul Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #3 January 9, 2003 Nekkid jumps aren't safe for me...I've got a huge snag point Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #4 January 9, 2003 Quote Nekkid jumps aren't safe for me...I've got a huge snag point tailhook? stay away from powerlines and fences. lmao.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #6 January 9, 2003 How about pay attention to the wind direction so that if you happen to be a little bit of an exhibitionistic freak you don't end up having to move to the secondary landing area and only showing your nekkedness to the cacti? This is purely hypothetical of course. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 January 9, 2003 Quote3. if you happen to have a 1 ounce piece of surgical steel in the end of your unit, please remove it. flap slap flap slap. ouch. wasn't a problem for me, but then again it's moe in the middle than on the end for me..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #8 January 9, 2003 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. if you happen to have a 1 ounce piece of surgical steel in the end of your unit, please remove it. flap slap flap slap. ouch. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wasn't a problem for me, but then again it's moe in the middle than on the end for me..... now i could of gone my whole life without knowing that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 January 9, 2003 Quotenow i could of gone my whole life without knowing that i'm sorry to hear that..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,584 #10 January 9, 2003 I'd've thought that, even in Arizona, "Plan it for sometime besides the middle of winter" would have been one of the steps. Of course, if it's cold you get a better show for a male pilot, right? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 January 9, 2003 I am not yet brave enough to do a nekkid jump. I dunno if i'll ever be able to. In the summer i jump in tank tops and freefly pants and occasionally a boob pops out...thats about it for me though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #12 January 9, 2003 Quote2. bring a nekkid chick with tig bitties to ride on your back. you WILL get extra altitude. there are pictures somewhere, i am sure they will surface sooner or later. Those are the only pictures i'm interested in.. where might they be? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #13 January 9, 2003 In the summer i jump in tank tops and freefly pants and occasionally a boob pops out...thats about it for me though.I wanna jump with Sunshine! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #14 January 9, 2003 QuoteQuote wasn't a problem for me, but then again it's moe in the middle than on the end for me..... Um, don't you hate it when you figure out who (else) you should have been propositioning AFTER the boogie? So far I've got Wingnut, Viking, LouDiamond, Sudsy, Crystal Sanchez and Loli on the list. All of you'd better show up somewhere in the next 12 months to be hit on. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #15 January 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuote wasn't a problem for me, but then again it's moe in the middle than on the end for me..... Um, don't you hate it when you figure out who (else) you should have been propositioning AFTER the boogie? So far I've got Wingnut, Viking, LouDiamond, Sudsy, Crystal Sanchez and Loli on the list. All of you'd better show up somewhere in the next 12 months to be hit on. Jess i think wingy is talking about his spine.....namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #16 January 9, 2003 No offense Jee, but I'm glad I was NOT on your proposition list. You're cute and all but not my type -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 9, 2003 Quote No offense Jee, but I'm glad I was NOT on your proposition list. You're cute and all but not my type I'm not on the list either. But only cause i propositioned Jess already. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #18 January 9, 2003 Quote Quote I'm not on the list either. But only cause i propositioned Jess already. I love Sunshine. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #19 January 9, 2003 A naked-skydiving FAQ I wrote a while back: http://people.qualcomm.com/billvon/faqs/nakfaq.txt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 January 9, 2003 Quote I'm not on the list either. But only cause i propositioned Jess already. ------------------------------------------------------------ I love Sunshine. Woo hoo!! You can show me just how much you love when i come visit ya in Hawaii!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #21 January 9, 2003 QuoteA naked-skydiving FAQ I wrote a while back: http://people.qualcomm.com/billvon/faqs/nakfaq.txt yeah, what bill said. the two de-stabilizers on top seemed to be the problem getting the nekkid rodeo up. perhaps betsy and HH's suggestion of a 69 would have come off better....namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #22 January 9, 2003 Maybe I should have wrapped them in an ace bandage...but then that wouldn't have really been naked. Oh well, there's always next time.... Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #23 January 9, 2003 Quote Quote Quote wasn't a problem for me, but then again it's moe in the middle than on the end for me..... Um, don't you hate it when you figure out who (else) you should have been propositioning AFTER the boogie? So far I've got Wingnut, Viking, LouDiamond, Sudsy, Crystal Sanchez and Loli on the list. All of you'd better show up somewhere in the next 12 months to be hit on. Jess one is terribly offended of course i guess it helps if i dont keep vanishing ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 January 9, 2003 QuoteMaybe I should have wrapped them in an ace bandage...but then that wouldn't have really been naked. Oh well, there's always next time.... Jess Nippie piercings need to be removed or taped down. Acquaintance had a bad experience with the a ring being removed by the chest strap. Lots of stitches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #25 January 9, 2003 Quote Nippie piercings need to be removed or taped down. Acquaintance had a bad experience with the a ring being removed by the chest strap. Lots of stitches. i could bust your ass Bill, but i won't. speaking of bicycles....cya in the hills soon, arlo, master o' the universe and all that is good and pure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
