Dear Tech Support:

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>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slowdown in overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry
> applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition,
> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5
> and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such
as NFL
> 5.0 and NBA 3.0....and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning
> 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Desperate
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband
> 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
> C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt
3.0. If
> all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
> applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause
> Husband 1.0 to fault to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
6.1.
> ...Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
> 'AnotherBoyfriend' program. These are not supported applications and
will
> crash Husband 1.0.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
> recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
>
>

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