PLFXpert 0 #1 January 13, 2003 boyfriend/girlfriend. (my co-worker and I were just discussing this) Even in second grade, I figured out men were untrustworthy My first boyfriend in second grade named Marty told on me for cheating on my spelling test. I proudly stood in front of the class and screamed, "You're not my boyfriend anymore." That's my story...what's yours?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #2 January 13, 2003 She was a bisexual heroine addict who dropped out of high school. She ended up dumping me for her (female) roommate. Although, the three of us did have a bit of fun for a while.Ah, the things we do when we're 17...and 27...and 37... -- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 January 13, 2003 I had many girlfriends, even my parents were worried of my escapades, until I met 'HER', my life changed, for the better, we were together for 5 years and then POOF!!!, she moved to Europe and never came back (15+ years ago) We are still friends tho' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 January 13, 2003 My first "girlfriend" was in sixth grade, she wrote me a note, with check boxes (Will you go steady with me ( ) Yes ( ) No ...so I answered yes of course). Well, there's not a lot you can do in the sixth grade (IMO, hind sight). So, we hung out in the cafeteria and then she broke up with me, after some pretty devious BS by her friends. Go figure. I got a date a bit more during the rest of middle and high-school, but nothing serious. My first "girlfriend" that I felt something real over was after high-school. And my first best-friend-girlfriend-relationship, and best experience with a true companion was just a couple years ago.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #5 January 13, 2003 I liked girls from the beginning, and growing up, most of my friends were girls. So how do you define the first girlfriend? First crush? First kiss? First sexual experience? What about that girl in 5th grade that was a foot taller than me and pinned me against the wall and told me I was gonna be her boyfriend "or else"?Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 January 13, 2003 I started young! My first "boyfriend" was in pre school. I'm not sure how it happened, but everyone called us boyfriend/girlfriend! The first boyfriend I kissed was in 7th grade at the skating rink. It was very romantic!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #7 January 13, 2003 Mine was in the sixth grade her name was Candy. Ever since then I have been attracted to women with not so common names. My last girl friend of 5 years was named Andrean. I have dated a Sonya, Skylina, Patience, Brean, and now I'm chasing a women named Arlean. Do you all remember who/where your first piece of ass was? My first 2 times were on a bathroom floor my junior year of highschool with a BITCH named Jennifer. I now call her the PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL!!!!!!!! CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 January 13, 2003 First Kiss was in Second grade, we did the normal "Will you kiss me? Yes or No" Note. After class we stuck back to the cubby wholes and she gave me a peck on the cheek. First real relationship was about a year and a half ago but it turns out she had some really bad mental issues. I had my first real kiss with her. Glad i didn't go any further with her dispite her trying like hell to get into my pants. Thats right i had a chance to have sex but didn't. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #9 January 13, 2003 Quote she had some really bad mental issues. I had my first real kiss with her. DUDE!!!!!!!!! crazy chicks give the BEST sex! Can i get a witness?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 January 13, 2003 My first kiss was in 1st grade. One of my classmates had brought in swirly suckers for her bday. Well i had a blueberry, but wanted a strawberry. I ask Greg (I can't beleive i remember his name) to trade, and he said only if i kissed him. We took the 2 bathroom passes, went out to the hall and i kissed him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinfoil 0 #11 January 13, 2003 Ahhh, memories. I remember my first girl friend, at the tender age of 15 or so (I was a late bloomer, there's nothing wrong with that! :). She was a year younger then me, which at the time was unthinkable in my high school. But the thing I remember most was the breakup. Got a drink then went for a walk in the park. I thank god she only got ice tea when, because when I told her she threw it in my face. I didn't realize how cleaver she was until that moment though, because while I was blinded by the ice tea, I couldn't see the punch coming, and it knocked me flat on my ass. “- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 January 13, 2003 maybe but then you have to deal with said crazy bitchI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinfoil 0 #13 January 13, 2003 Way to be noble Vallerina. It reminds me of something that I could use someone's opinion on though. I'm planning to break up with my girlfriend tonight. I've been planning to do this for about, ohhh, 3 months (which is half the relationship). Everyone I know is yelling at me to do it, and I finally plan to! There's a catch, her parents are going away this weekend, and she'll have the house to herself... Should I take the noble route and break up with her today? Or put it off for a week because I know I'll get some play this weekend? “- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 January 13, 2003 First girl I ever kissed was a freshman in high school while I was in 6th grade. Meredith was a very cute red headed baby sitter who baby sat at a home near my dads house. I used to go over and visit occasionaly and well she decided to teach me a little bit about kissing and fondling. Man oh man I had a crush on her... She could have turned me into the ultimate slave. We where just passing time though. No relationship came out of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,545 #15 January 13, 2003 Do it today. That'll give her the weekend to be pissed at you with her parents gone. For something like this, there's no time like the present. Really. Of course, I made sweet 16 and never been kissed, so I'm probably not much of an authority on this kind of thing.Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #16 January 13, 2003 My first boyfriend (Mike) was in the 4th grade. We were on the same school bus (ahh where the love started). We shared our first kiss in the dugout at the baseball field at the park. I remember that I was scared my mom would find out and get mad. Well, I dumped to "go out" w/ another boy (Dave) in school. Mike broke into my locker and wrote "I love Mike" all over my textbook covers. Mike and I actually remained friends until he passed away early in college and Dave is now in Medical School. Weird thinking about these things... "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 January 13, 2003 2nd grade. RACHEL! the first time I saw her panties I fell in love. really there was nothing sex about an 8 year old girl but that was a thrill for an 8 year old boy heheh!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 January 13, 2003 Quote Do you all remember who/where your first piece of ass was? BZ, and though I LOVE his ass, I got much more than thatI can't even remember my first kiss. I kissed all the boys when I was little from preschool on up. They got no bootie, though I'm such a teasePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #19 January 13, 2003 First G/F at 16... Sam Steele. She has such a kewl name.Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #20 January 13, 2003 Quote Quote she had some really bad mental issues. I had my first real kiss with her. DUDE!!!!!!!!! crazy chicks give the BEST sex! Can i get a witness? was just discussing this at Eloy..came to the conclusion that they're all psycho..and once you accept that life gets much easier runs____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 13, 2003 Quotewas just discussing this at Eloy..came to the conclusion that they're all psycho..and once you accept that life gets much easier It reminds me of how i met you. I threatened to kick your ass if you cut in front of me in line for Wingi's air pump. Then i found out who you were. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #22 January 13, 2003 A girl called Amelia. We were both in the "Merry Bunny" preschool, I kid you not. She always wore polka dot dresses, and we played hide and seek around an old car wreck that was painted in all the colours of the rainbow. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #23 January 13, 2003 Quote Quote was just discussing this at Eloy..came to the conclusion that they're all psycho..and once you accept that life gets much easier It reminds me of how i met you. I threatened to kick your ass if you cut in front of me in line for Wingi's air pump. Then i found out who you were. You're just one big %#$@ ray of sunshine, aren't you? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 January 13, 2003 Quote You're just one big %#$@ ray of sunshine, aren't you? I was just kidding when i threatened to kick his ass....i said it in a joking way. It was still funny to find out he was a fellow .commer though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #25 January 13, 2003 What would have happened if he wasn't? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
