Driving etiquette - Tues. funny

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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO.


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK.


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: NEW JERSEY.


One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.


One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA.


Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,head turned to talk
to someone in back seat: ITALY.


One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.


One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag
out the window: TEXAS.


Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.


One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.

4 white-haired goobers in a blue oldsmobile ahead of you going 20mph. It looks like a box of Q-tips with wheels.

[Muenkel 0]

Somehow while driving I manage to shift, drink coffee, talk on my cell phone and change a CD all at the same time. Multi tasking at it's best.

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Chris

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One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel
while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.

No wonder the F@#$in' traffic don't move! There's nothing hittin' the gas!

My other ride is the relative wind.

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These are funny!

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One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.

I think this may be an accurate explaination of the way we drive around here. But, sometimes our hands may be occupied with the cell phone, changing CD's, eating, applying makeup...the list is endless. One thing for sure is the foot solidly on the accelerator.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

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In Boston, you have to always keep an elbow free for the horn, too.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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In Boston, you have to always keep an elbow free for the horn, too.

OPPS. How did I forget that. I love using the horn. I remember I was scared to use it for the longest time, but, now I can't get enough of it.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

[freeflyz 0]

Every morning a lady passes me reading a book on the hwy,both hands on the wheel each coner of the book under each hand,looking up once in awhile to see if she needs to apply the brake,Jesus lady!

[Muenkel 0]

I usually hit the horn with my knee. To be specific, the left knee, because the right knee is holding the steering wheel while my hands are doing all the other stuff.

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Chris

[wlie 0]

I'm surprised no one has admitted:

I have my eyes on the road, both hands on the wheel, both feet where they should be, YET swerving all over the road... While getting the BJ of the century.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[freeflyz 0]

Well i'll admitt to that!

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One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.

The gun is optional outside of LA. Otherwise, get ready to go fast!!

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!