lizzieb 0 #1 January 14, 2003 look at the second gadget on the page... http://www.thewavemedia.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22820 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #2 January 14, 2003 funny, but nope. An IPOD sure is.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 January 14, 2003 Quote FART DETECTOR Who needs one when we where all born with one? Your nose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #4 January 14, 2003 Quote Quote FART DETECTOR Who needs one when we where all born with one? Your nose yes, and sadly, after sunday's stinky loads, my nose is starting to be able to distinguish which fart came from each of you stinkers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #5 January 14, 2003 You know what would be cool? A device to prevent farts. If I ever buy a jumpship, I'm gonna attach a funnel to a window. When someone wants to fart, step up to the funnel... -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #6 January 14, 2003 QuoteYou know what would be cool? A device to prevent farts. It's called a 'cork'. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #7 January 14, 2003 fart detector? Ladies can obstain from abominable stinking up whole aircraft while riding to altitude, why can't men?? I'll never forget being told in Coolidge (my first ride to altitude higher than 4,500ft.)...at around 10,000ft. when I asked my aff instructor about the horrible smell- he replied "oh, Arizona really stinks at this altitude"..I looked out the window and thought, polution..eeee gad...and I believed him!!!! Smiles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 January 14, 2003 I tell my students that the smell is the smell of fear... people are shitting their pants all around us right now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #9 January 14, 2003 ROFLMAO!!! Instructor: "All right, gear check. Chest strap, leg straps, reserve handles, pins, helmet, goggles. All right everyone, it's cork time, drop your pants!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #10 January 14, 2003 Quote Instructor: "All right, gear check. Chest strap, leg straps, reserve handles, pins, helmet, goggles. All right everyone, it's cork time, drop your pants!" you'd have to have cork time first though...before you put the harness on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #11 January 14, 2003 Quote Ladies can obstain from abominable stinking up whole aircraft while riding to altitude, why can't men?? I doubt that. In fact, I suspect women to be responsible for some of the worst smells that have hit my nose while riding in jump planes- after all, you probably have a lifetime of training in the field of 'silent killers' behind you. Also, you have the habit of not announcing your contributions to the air we breathe. Which also means you would never get up, open the door and stick your behind out for the actual deed. (An act of pure altruism, which I have seen performed by guys at my club many times. But of course, you also have those who take every wisp of foul air as a personal attack and always strike back.) Anyway, in my opinion a fart detector in a jump plane would be just as useful as a Geiger counter in a nuclear reactor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #12 January 15, 2003 here;s something for the laddies on the ride to altitude when they arn't in the skyban...hehehehe....www.adameve.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=AdamEve&category%5Fname=Vib%5FWhats+Hot&product%5Fid=2869 ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #13 January 15, 2003 Quote I doubt that. In fact, I suspect women to be responsible for some of the worst smells that have hit my nose while riding in jump planes- after all, you probably have a lifetime of training in the field of 'silent killers' behind you. At the tiny d.z. I call my home we load our aircraft (Porter) and when seating ten- it is very- up close & personal...no problem detecting who and where farts come from, my jump buddies always announce their contributions to the ride. Who ate and drank what is detected for sure. As a lady I prefer to hold onto my deadly silent killers until freefall or canopy ride ...thanx. To each their own!! Smileseustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
