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lizzieb

useful gadget for the ride to altitude?

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You know what would be cool? A device to prevent farts.

If I ever buy a jumpship, I'm gonna attach a funnel to a window. When someone wants to fart, step up to the funnel...

:S


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Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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fart detector?
Ladies can obstain from abominable stinking up whole aircraft while riding to altitude, why can't men??

I'll never forget being told in Coolidge (my first ride to altitude higher than 4,500ft.)...at around 10,000ft. when I asked my aff instructor about the horrible smell- he replied "oh, Arizona really stinks at this altitude"..I looked out the window and thought, polution..eeee gad...and I believed him!!!!

Smiles;)

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ROFLMAO!!!

:D:D:D

Instructor: "All right, gear check. Chest strap, leg straps, reserve handles, pins, helmet, goggles. All right everyone, it's cork time, drop your pants!"

:D:D:D:D:D


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Ladies can obstain from abominable stinking up whole aircraft while riding to altitude, why can't men??


I doubt that. In fact, I suspect women to be responsible for some of the worst smells that have hit my nose while riding in jump planes- after all, you probably have a lifetime of training in the field of 'silent killers' behind you:P. Also, you have the habit of not announcing your contributions to the air we breathe. Which also means you would never get up, open the door and stick your behind out for the actual deed. (An act of pure altruism, which I have seen performed by guys at my club many times. But of course, you also have those who take every wisp of foul air as a personal attack and always strike back:S.)

Anyway, in my opinion a fart detector in a jump plane would be just as useful as a Geiger counter in a nuclear reactor;).

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I doubt that. In fact, I suspect women to be responsible for some of the worst smells that have hit my nose while riding in jump planes- after all, you probably have a lifetime of training in the field of 'silent killers' behind you:P.



At the tiny d.z. I call my home we load our aircraft (Porter) and when seating ten- it is very- up close & personal...no problem detecting who and where farts come from, my jump buddies always announce their contributions to the ride. Who ate and drank what is detected for sure.
As a lady I prefer to hold onto my deadly silent killers until freefall or canopy ride ...thanx. To each their own!!

Smiles;)
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